Custom Exotic Bakery Cakes

Name: Custom Exotic Bakery Cakes
Address: 611 Pennsylvania Ave SE, SW Waterfront, DC, 20003, US
Telephone: (202) 241-4581
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Cuisine Type

American American New

📋 Menu

July Specials

Pies

Enjoy our perfectly flaky and buttery crust with a variety of pie fillings.

Price: $33.00

Bread

Burger Buns (half Doz)

Dairy free. These buns are based on our artisanal recipe (contain egg and soy flour). They are stored frozen.

Price: $21.00

Dinner Rolls

The base of this recipe is the same as the artisanal bread. We baste with olive oil, sea salt, and herbs This item is baked and frozen to preserve freshness. Items will be frozen upon purchase.

Price: $13.50

Breakfast Items

Donut Holes

This is our award-winning recipe! These donut holes are vegan, gluten, soy and nut-free. They contain cornstarch and green banana (binder). The donut holes are fried and then either rolled in a cinnamon sugar and nutmeg mixture, or coated in a vanilla glazed (chocolate flavor only). All donut orders are final because they are made to order.

Price: $10.00

Cakes for Special Occasions

Build-your-own Cake!

Our standard size cakes are three layers and we offer a number of customizations to choose from. If you have requested an inscription or frosting/sprinkles colors, please leave us this information at check-out (on the payment page where it says "leave notes for seller"). Cake flavors yellow chocolate red velvet carrot cake note: check out our custom cake section (in the site top level menu) to learn how to order one of our fabulous custom cakes!

Price: $69.00

Mini Cakes

Our mini cakes are two layers and feed 3-4 people. They are simply adorable! cake flavors yellow chocolate red velvet carrot cake note: check out our custom cake section (in the site top level menu) to learn how to order one of our fabulous custom cakes!

Price: $31.00

Cookies

Cookie Cake

For the cookie monsters in your life! enjoy a 12" chocolate chip cookie with buttercream decorations. Please leave any notes in the comments section at check-out.

Price: $44.00

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies

This delicious cookie is crispy on the outside and chewy on the inside. Gluten, dairy, nut free. Contains egg.

Price: $15.00

Coconut Macaroons (half Dozen)

Macaroons are irresistibly soft and chewy on the inside. Gluten, dairy-, and soy free. Contains almond flour and egg white.

Price: $10.00

Coconut Macaroons (dozen)

Macaroons are irresistibly soft and chewy on the inside. Gluten, dairy-, and soy free. Contains almond flour and egg white.

Price: $19.00

Desserts

Coconut Macaroons (half Dozen)

Macaroons are Irresistibly soft and chewy on the inside. Gluten, dairy-, and soy free. Contains almond flour and egg white.

Price: $10.00

Coconut Macaroons (dozen)

Macaroons are Irresistibly soft and chewy on the inside. Gluten, dairy-, and soy free. Contains almond flour and egg white.

Price: $19.00

Cupcakes

Our cupcakes are the best in town! We will have featured flavors each month, but our standards are chocolate, yellow, and red velvet. All cakes are dairy-free and contain egg. Frostings are buttercream.

Price: $19.00

Lemon Bars (half Dozen)

A classic lemon bar that you know and love with a tangy, sweet taste. Gluten-, soy-, and nut-free. Contains egg and butter.

Price: $19.00

Loaf Cakes & Quick Breads

We offer several of your favorite loaf cake standards. Banana bread one of our most popular products, our banana bread is irresistibly moist and delicious. Gluten, dairy, nut, and soy-free. Contains egg. Option to order banana walnut bread for an additional charge. Carrot cake this carrot cake was our first product on the market and easily competes with any carrot cake with gluten. It contains walnuts and raisins. Frosting contains dairy, but the cake does not. Contains egg. Option to order nut or raisin free for an additional charge. For shipping orders, frosting will be in a separate container. Pumpkin bread contains walnuts and coconut.

Price: $19.00

Pies

Enjoy our perfectly flaky and buttery crust with a variety of pie fillings.

Price: $33.00

Rum Cake

Rum cake can be made with or without walnuts. Contains butter.

Price: $15.00

Tiramisu

Our classic tiramisu is made with our very own lady fingers dipped in coffee and cognac. Contains dairy and egg.

Price: $69.00

Angel Food Cake

This is a 9" cake with fresh berries and fresh whipped cream on top. Yum!

Price: $49.00

Blondies

A spin off of a brownie with Heath toffee and walnuts instead of chocolate chips and cacao. Gluten-free. Contains nuts, traces of dairy (in the Heath), and egg.

Price: $4.25

Donuts

Donut Holes

This is our award-winning recipe! These donut holes are vegan, gluten, soy and nut-free. They contain cornstarch and green banana (binder). The donut holes are fried and then either rolled in a cinnamon sugar and nutmeg mixture, or coated in a vanilla glazed (chocolate flavor only). All donut orders are final because they are made to order.

Price: $10.00

Lunch Items

Khachapuri

If you haven't had this delicious Georgian cheese bread, you're missing out! It is made by kneading feta and mozzarella into the dough and adding more on top. The dough contains soy and egg.

Price: $25.00

Pizza

Pizzas are pre-prepared with toppings and we'll bake them on-the-spot when you order! We make our pizza sauce in-house. The crust contains soy flour.

Price: $15.00

Vegan Items

Build-your-own Vegan Cake! (large (9"))

Our standard size cakes are three layers and we offer a number of customizations to choose from. If you have requested an inscription or frosting/sprinkles colors, please leave us this information at check-out (on the payment page where it says "leave notes for seller"). All vegan cakes contain almond flour. Cake flavors yellow chocolate red velvet carrot cake note: check out our custom cake section (in the site top level menu) to learn how to order one of our fabulous custom cakes!

Price: $104.00

Donut Holes

This is our award-winning recipe! These donut holes are vegan, gluten, soy and nut-free. They contain cornstarch and green banana (binder). The donut holes are fried and then either rolled in a cinnamon sugar and nutmeg mixture, or coated in a vanilla glazed (chocolate flavor only). All donut orders are final because they are made to order.

Price: $10.00

Pumpkin Bread

Our vegan and delicious pumpkin bread is made with pumpkin puree, coconut, and walnuts. It makes for a delicious breakfast or afternoon snack.

Price: $19.00

Vegan Pies

Enjoy our perfectly flaky and buttery crust with a variety of pie fillings.

Price: $35.00

Build-your-own Vegan Cake! (small (7"))

Our standard size cakes are three layers and we offer a number of customizations to choose from. If you have requested an inscription or frosting/sprinkles colors, please leave us this information at check-out (on the payment page where it says "leave notes for seller"). All vegan cakes contain almond flour. Cake flavors yellow chocolate red velvet carrot cake note: check out our custom cake section (in the site top level menu) to learn how to order one of our fabulous custom cakes!

Price: $79.00

Build-your-own Vegan Cake! (medium (8"))

Our standard size cakes are three layers and we offer a number of customizations to choose from. If you have requested an inscription or frosting/sprinkles colors, please leave us this information at check-out (on the payment page where it says "leave notes for seller"). All vegan cakes contain almond flour. Cake flavors yellow chocolate red velvet carrot cake note: check out our custom cake section (in the site top level menu) to learn how to order one of our fabulous custom cakes!

Price: $89.00

Custom Exotic Bakery Cakes

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🕒 Hours & Details

Restaurant Details

📋 Menu

July Specials

Pies

Bread

Burger Buns (half Doz)

Dinner Rolls

Breakfast Items

Donut Holes

Cakes for Special Occasions

Build-your-own Cake!

Mini Cakes

Cookies

Cookie Cake

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies

Coconut Macaroons (half Dozen)

Coconut Macaroons (dozen)

Desserts

Coconut Macaroons (half Dozen)

Coconut Macaroons (dozen)

Cupcakes

Lemon Bars (half Dozen)

Loaf Cakes & Quick Breads

Pies

Rum Cake

Tiramisu

Angel Food Cake

Blondies

Donuts

Donut Holes

Lunch Items

Khachapuri

Pizza

Vegan Items

Build-your-own Vegan Cake! (large (9"))

Donut Holes

Pumpkin Bread

Vegan Pies

Build-your-own Vegan Cake! (small (7"))

Build-your-own Vegan Cake! (medium (8"))

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