Joe Theismann's
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STARTERS
HOT BEER CHEESE V
golden lager, soft pretzels
ROASTED GARLIC HUMMUS V
pickled onion and cucumber relish, feta cheese, paprika, warm pita
CRISPY CALAMARI
light breading, parmesan, herbs, lemon, marinara, blackened ranch
BROILED CHESAPEAKE CRAB DIP
lump blue crab, pimientos, bay spiced tortilla chips
HOUSE MADE ONION RINGS V
panko bread crumbs, blackened ranch dressing
SPICY P.E.I. MUSSELS
tomatoes, garlic, crushed peppers, white wine, herbs, garlic toast
JTR CHICKEN FINGERS
hand breaded, house duck sauce
GIANT CHEESY GARLIC PULL-APART BREAD V
mozzarella, garlic butter, san marzano marinara
CHICKEN FRIED PICKLES V
blackened ranch
SOUP & SALADS
FRENCH ONION SOUP
braised short rib, caramelized onions, swiss cheese, garlic toast
NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER
fresh shucked clams, bacon, corn, potatoes, onions, celery, cream, herbs
GARDEN SALAD V
mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette
GREENS & FETA SALAD V G
dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette
CAESAR SALAD*
romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN SALAD
iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch
GREEK SALAD V G
romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing
BAR PIZZA
THREE CHEESE V
cheddar, mozzarella, parmesan, tomato sauce
PEPPERONI
cup and char pepperoni, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce
BUFFALO CHICKEN
grilled chicken, cheddar, mozzarella, joe’s buffalo sauce & blue cheese drizzle
CUBANO
braised mojo pork, salami, pickles, dijonnaise, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce
MEDITERRANEAN V
feta, roasted peppers, olives, oregano, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce
VEGETARIAN CHORIZO V
impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, cilantro, cheddar, mozzarella, garlic butter
WINGS
BREADED OR NAKED
choice of blue cheese or ranch
BURGERS & SANDWICHES
JOE’S ALL-AMERICAN BURGER*
house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, pickles, shredded iceberg, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun
BBQ BACON-CHEDDAR BURGER*
house-ground prime chuck, crisp bacon, cheddar, crispy onions, old no. 7 bbq, dijonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, kaiser roll
BBQ GRILLED CHICKEN
crisp bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, cheddar, old no.7 bbq sauce, kaiser roll
CORNED BEEF REUBEN
house made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marbled rye
JTR CUBANO
braised mojo pork, capicola, salami, swiss cheese, pickles, dijonnaise, pressed bread
LUMP CRAB CAKE SANDWICH
lettuce, tomato, tartar sauce, creole slaw, kaiser roll
BUFFALO CHICKEN
crispy breaded chicken thigh, joe’s buffalo sauce, blue cheese, ranch, tomatoes, shredded lettuce, kaiser roll
CLASSIC CLUB SANDWICH
house roasted turkey breast, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomatoes, mayonnaise, toasted pullman bread
MAINS
45 DAY AGED FILET MIGNON*
crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine-shallot demi-glace, asparagus
BABY BACK RIBS
spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin-on fries
JOE’S FAVORITE SPIRALE & CHICKEN
pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream
CHICKEN LOUISIANA G
shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice
60 DAY AGED 12oz NY STRIP* G
crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, garlic-green beans, bearnaise butter
BLACKENED SALMON*
grilled asparagus, crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, lemon-caper sauce, herbs
FISH & CHIPS
beer-battered cod, skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce
LUMP CRAB CAKES
skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce
JTR CHICKEN FINGERS
hand breaded, skin-on fries, house duck sauce
PRIME ALL BEEF MEATLOAF
crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, garlic-green beans, crispy onions, old no.7 bbq glaze
SIDES
CRISPY GARLIC-PARMESAN POTATOES V
SKIN-ON FRIES V
SAUTÉED GARLIC GREEN BEANS V G
CREOLE COLESLAW V G
GRILLED ASPARAGUS V G
MAIN
Warm Apple Crisp V
pecan crumble topping, vanilla bean ice cream
Hot Fudge Sundae V
vanilla bean ice cream, house made hot fudge, cherries, whipped cream, chocolate pearls & rolled cookies
Peanut Butter Cheesecake
oreo crust, chocolate glaze, chantilly cream, peanut butter cups
Chocolate Mousse Cake
chocolate cake, dark chocolate mousse, chantilly cream
HAPPY HOUR
SPECIALTY COCKTAILS
WELL DRINKS
HOUSE WINES
SELECTED DRAFT BEERS
BAR BITES
CHICKEN FRIED PICKLES V
blackened ranch
BROILED CHESAPEAKE CRAB DIP
lump blue crab, pimientos, bay spiced tortilla chips
VEGAN CHORIZO TACO V G
impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, cilantro, vegan cheddar, corn tortilla
BUFFALO CHICKEN WINGS
four wings, blue cheese dressing, pickled carrots
JTR CHICKEN FINGERS
hand breaded, house duck sauce
BREAKFAST
BUTTERMILK MALTED WAFFLE V
vanilla | blueberry | chocolate chip maple syrup, whipped butter
EGGS BENEDICT
poached eggs*, english muffin, hollandaise, crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes
JOE’S BREAKFAST
two eggs* any style, bacon or sausage patty, crispy smashed garlic parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast
QUARTERBACK SCRAMBLE
scrambled eggs, roasted mushrooms, crisp bacon, peppers, onions, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast
GREEK SCRAMBLE V
scrambled eggs, feta cheese, spinach, tomatoes, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast
SAUSAGE & EGG SANDWICH
two fried eggs*, sharp white cheddar, grilled sausage, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, potato bun
STARTERS
HOT BEER CHEESE V
golden lager, soft pretzels
ROASTED GARLIC HUMMUS V
pickled onion and cucumber relish, feta cheese, paprika, warm pita
CHICKEN FRIED PICKLES V
blackened ranch
CRISPY CALAMARI
light breading, parmesan, herbs, lemon, marinara, blackened ranch
BROILED CHESAPEAKE CRAB DIP
lump blue crab, pimientos, bay spiced tortilla chips
JTR CHICKEN FINGERS
hand breaded, house duck sauce
HOUSE MADE ONION RINGS V
panko bread crumbs, blackened ranch dressing
SPICY P.E.I. MUSSELS
tomatoes, garlic, crushed peppers, white wine, herbs, garlic toast
SOUP & SALADS
FRENCH ONION SOUP
braised short rib, caramelized onions, swiss cheese, garlic toast
NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER
freshly shucked clams, bacon, corn, potatoes, onions, celery, cream, herbs
GREEK SALAD V G
romaine lettuce, feta, cucumber, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing
GREENS & FETA SALAD V G
dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette
CAESAR SALAD*
romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN SALAD
iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, cheddar, bacon, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch
WINGS
BREADED OR NAKED G
choice of blue cheese or ranch
BRUNCH SPECIALS
WARM GIANT CINNAMON ROLL V
citrus cream cheese frosting
WARM APPLE-CINNAMON DONUTS V
maple syrup, cinnamon sugar
CHICKEN & WAFFLES
buttermilk malted waffle, crispy fried chicken thighs, spicy buttered maple syrup
SMASHED AVOCADO TOAST V
fried egg*, pickled onions, marinated tomatoes, herbs, chipotle aioli, marble rye toast
CORNED BEEF HASH
house made corned beef, red potatoes, caramelized onions, green onions, 2 sunny side up eggs*
STEAK & EGGS
8oz ny strip*, two eggs*, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast
FRIED CHICKEN BISCUIT
hot sauce marinated chicken thigh, thick cut bacon, sharp white cheddar, hot honey, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes
BRUNCH BURGER*
house ground prime chuck, crisp bacon, fried egg, sharp cheddar, maple caramelized onions, hollandaise, skin-on fries, onion-brioche bun
BURGERS & SANDWICHES
JOE’S ALL-AMERICAN BURGER*
two house ground prime smashed beef patties, american cheese, pickles, shredded iceberg, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun
BBQ BACON-CHEDDAR BURGER*
house ground prime chuck, crisp bacon, cheddar, crispy onions, old no
BBQ GRILLED CHICKEN
crisp bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, cheddar, old no
CORNED BEEF REUBEN
house made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marble rye
JTR CUBANO
braised mojo pork, capicola, salami, swiss cheese, pickles, dijonnaise, pressed bread
LUMP CRAB CAKE SANDWICH
lettuce, tomatoes, tartar sauce, creole slaw, kaiser roll
BUFFALO CHICKEN
crispy breaded chicken thigh, joe’s buffalo sauce, blue cheese, ranch, tomatoes, shredded lettuce, kaiser roll
CLASSIC CLUB SANDWICH
house roasted turkey breast, ham, bacon, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, cheddar, toasted pullman bread
BAR PIZZA
THREE CHEESE V
cheddar, mozzarella, parmesan, pizza sauce
PEPPERONI
cup and char pepperoni, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce
BUFFALO CHICKEN
grilled chicken, cheddar, mozzarella, joe’s buffalo sauce & blue cheese drizzle
CUBANO
braised mojo pork, salami, pickles, dijonnaise, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce
MEDITERRANEAN V
feta, roasted peppers, olives, oregano, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce
VEGETARIAN CHORIZO V
impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, cilantro, cheddar, mozzarella, garlic butter
MAINS
BABY BACK RIBS
spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin on fries
JOE’S FAVORITE SPIRALE & CHICKEN
pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream
BLACKENED SALMON*
grilled asparagus, crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, lemon-caper sauce, herbs
45 DAY AGED FILET MIGNON*
crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine-shallot demi-glace, asparagus
FISH & CHIPS
beer battered cod, skin on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce
LUMP CRAB CAKES
skin on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce
JTR CHICKEN FINGERS
hand breaded, skin on fries, house duck sauce
SIDES
APPLEWOOD SMOKED BACON G
GRILLED SAUSAGE PATTY G
1 EGG*, ANY STYLE G
CRISPY GARLIC-PARMESAN POTATOES V
SEASONAL FRUIT CUP V G
MIMOSA BAR
ASSORTED FRUITS AND JUICES
MIMOSA FLIGHT
SUNRISE
tequila, cherry, pineapple
SPARKLING PASSION
passion fruit, lime, elderflower
HIBISCUS
lemon, cinnamon
BUZZ AND FUZZ
peach, sauvignon blanc, cherry
SPIRITS
BLOODY MARY
broken shed vodka, theismann’s mix, hot sauce, bacon sea salt, fresh horseradish, bacon
PINEAPPLE MOJITO
bacardi pineapple fusion, fresh mint, lime juice
BROKEN SHED VODKA SCREWDRIVER
freshly squeezed orange juice
BROKEN SHED VODKA GREYHOUND
freshly squeezed grapefruit juice
Appetizers
Broiled Chesapeake Crab Dip
lump blue crab, pimientos, bay spiced tortilla chips
Watermelon And Peach Salad
grilled peaches, red watermelon, arugula, goat cheese, candied pecans, balsamic vinaigrette
Entrées
Prime All-Beef Meatloaf
crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, garlic-green beans, crispy onions, old no. 7 bbq glaze
Chipotle Marinated Roasted Chicken
mashed potatoes, grilled cauliflower, smoked chicken gravy
Seared Scallops* G
parmesan risotto, snap peas, lemon-caper butter
Desserts
Brioche Bread Pudding V
spiced vanilla rum sauce
Chocolate Mousse Cake
chocolate cake, dark chocolate mousse, chantilly cream
COCKTAILS
LEMON BASIL MARTINI
new amsterdam vodka, lustau dry vermouth, basil syrup, fresh lemon juice
FORWARD PROGRESS
jameson, freshly squeezed orange juice, bitters
NUMBER 7
roku gin, cucumber, q elderflower tonic
MAKER’S OLD FASHIONED
orange, regans’ no. 6 bitters, cherry
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strawberry infused new amsterdam vodka, lemon, hibiscus syrup
CHERRY BLOSSOM SANGRIA
wycliff brut rose, lustau blanc vermouth, cherry juice, orange flower water
BOURBON BRUZE
maker’s mark bourbon, honey-mint syrup, ginger juice, fresh lemon juice
PINK CADILLAC MARGARITA
altos reposado tequila, fresh lime juice, house made mixed berry syrup
LONG SNAPPER
hanson of sonoma organic cucumber vodka, q hibiscus ginger beer, lime juice