The Village Idiot

Buffalo Soldier Wrap

Fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce and tomato with Blue cheese dressing. All wraps and paninis served with crinkle cut fries.

El Diablo Wrap

Spicy. Grilled chicken, rice, avocado, Provolone cheese, sautéed onions and chipotle sauce. All wraps and paninis served with crinkle cut fries.

Grilled Chicken Panini

Grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh Mozzarella and pesto. All wraps and paninis served with crinkle cut fries.

Oh-heathy Chicken Wrap

Lightly seasoned grilled chicken, Romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon and Provolone cheese with ranch dressing. All wraps and paninis served with crinkle cut fries.

Cajun Shrimp Wrap

Grilled Cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, pico de gallo and chipotle mayo. All wraps and paninis served with crinkle cut fries.

Ahi Tuna Wrap

Grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle. All wraps and paninis served with crinkle cut fries.

Tuscan Panini

Healthy Italian Wrap

Grilled chicken, arugula, sun-dried tomato pesto and fresh Mozzarella. All wraps and paninis served with crinkle cut fries.

Roasted Veggie Panini

Roasted eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, onions, tomato and fresh Mozzarella drizzled with balsamic glaze. All wraps and paninis served with crinkle cut fries.

Boneless Idiot Bits

Boneless Chicken Bits, Lightly Floured And Fried, Then Tossed In Your Choice Of Wing Sauce. Served With Blue Cheese Dressing, Carrots And Celery.

8 Pcs.

Fried or grilled, served with Blue cheese dressing, carrots and celery.

12 Pcs.

Fried or grilled, served with Blue cheese dressing, carrots and celery.

25 Pcs.

Fried or grilled, served with Blue cheese dressing, carrots and celery.

Cheeseburger

All burgers served with crinkle cut fries.

The Ace

8 oz. burger stacked with (5) strips of bacon with choice of cheese. All burgers served with crinkle cut fries.

Marinated Burger

8 oz. burger covered in our signature marinade. All burgers served with crinkle cut fries.

Texas Burger

8 oz. burger topped with fried jalapeños, fried onions, Pepper Jack cheese and BBQ sauce. All burgers served with crinkle cut fries.

The Meathead

10 oz. burger stuffed with bacon, mushroom, onion and Cheddar cheese. All burgers served with crinkle cut fries.

Da Bomb Burger

Hamburger

All burgers served with crinkle cut fries.

Chipotle Chicken Burger

Freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack, tomato, avocado, red onion and southwestern slaw

Sliced Steak Sandwich

Marinated and cooked to your liking served with crispy frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero. All sandwiches served with crinkle cut fries.

American Chicken Sandwich

Breaded and fried chicken cutlet with American cheese and bacon on a pretzel roll. All sandwiches served with crinkle cut fries.

Groovin Reuben

Corned beef, melted Swiss, sauerkraut, Russian dressing on toasted rye. All sandwiches served with crinkle cut fries.

Moe

Hot roast beef and melted Mozzarella with gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero. All sandwiches served with crinkle cut fries.

Philly Cheese Steak

Sliced roast beef, sautéed onions and peppers, melted American and nacho cheeses on a hero. All sandwiches served with crinkle cut fries.

Sweet Chicky Sandwich

Grilled seasoned chicken, Swiss cheese, bacon and crispy onions topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll. All sandwiches served with crinkle cut fries.

Viip Chopped Cheese

Hamburger patty, sautéed onions, american cheese, mayo, mustard, ketchup topped with shredded lettuce, sliced tomatoes and thinly sliced pickle chip, served on a pressed hero

Larry Po' Boy

Grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato fried jalapeños, red onion, avocado and chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero.

Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich

PANKO BREADED CHICKEN BREAST, HONEY GARLIC GINGER SAUCE, MELTED PARMESAN SHAVINGS AND COLE SLAW ON A HERO

"it's The Sh*t" Sandwich

Pulled pork, crispy frazzled onions, coleslaw and Cheddar cheese served on a bishop roll. All sandwiches served with crinkle cut fries.

Filet Mc Muff

Spicy Sarno Sandwich

Curly

Grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo and frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero.

Turkey Club

Turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon and chipotle mayo on a brioche bun. All sandwiches served with crinkle cut fries.

Nachos Locos

Nachos smothered with melted Cheddar Jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa and chili. Add chicken or pulled pork for an additional charge.

Quesadilla

Gluten free. Bacon, Cheddar and Monterey Jack in a crispy tortilla with salsa, pico de gallo and sour cream. Add cheese, chicken, steak, shrimp or lobster for an additional charge.

Mozzarella Sticks

Parmesan dusted with marinara.

Jumbo Hot Pretzel

Served with mustard or nacho cheese.

Buffalo Chicken Dip

Shredded chicken, blend of cheeses and buffalo sauce in a bread bowl served with celery, carrots and house made tortilla chips.

Stoopid Sampler

Wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, Mozzarella sticks and onion rings served with the appropriate dipping sauces.

Irish Balls

corned beef, swiss cheese and sauerkraut, rolled into balls, breaded & fried. Served with a spicy mustard

Mini Chicken Tacos

Served with sides of sour cream and salsa, topped with Cheddar Jack cheese.

Sit-n-spinach Dip

Oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach and cream cheese blend.

Sweet Jesus Fries

Sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans.

Fried Pickle Chips

Beer battered pickle chips served with house made honey mustard or ranch.

Chicken Fingers

Italian style fingers served with house made honey mustard.

Onion Ring Tower

Served with chipotle mayo.

Irish Balls

Corned beef, swiss cheese and sauerkraut, rolled into balls, breaded & fried. served with a spicy mustard

Veggie Quesadilla

Gluten free. Vegan. Broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini and melted Cheddar, served with sour cream and pico de gallo.

Cajun Seared Tuna

Cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle.

Bodacious Tot-tots

Tater tots loaded with melted Cheddar Jack cheese, chopped bacon and fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dressing, served with a side of sour cream.

Disco Fries

Crinkle cut fries smothered in Mozzarella cheese and served with a side of gravy.

The G.o.a.t

Gluten free. Mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes & pecans topped with grilled chicken

Caesar Salad

Gluten free. Romaine lettuce, creamy Caesar dressing, croutons and Parmesan. Add chicken, steak, shrimp or seared tuna for an additional charge.

Cobb Salad

Gluten free. Romaine lettuce, hard-boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, Blue cheese crumbles and apple slices. Add chicken, steak, shrimp or seared tuna for an additional charge.

Southwest Salad

ROMAINE LETTUCE, BLACK BEANS, ROASTED CORN, RED ONION AND CHEDDAR CHEESE, SERVED IN A TACO SHELL WITH CILANTRO LIME VINAIGRETTE, TOPPED WITH CAJUN CHICKEN. Add chicken, steak, shrimp or seared tuna for an additional charge.

French Onion Soup

Loaded Potato Soup

Lobster Bisque

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chili

Bistro Salad

Gluten free. Mesclun greens, grilled chicken, fresh Mozzarella, roasted peppers with a balsamic glaze.

Garden Salad

Gluten free. Romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red and green peppers, cucumber and red onion. Add chicken, steak, shrimp or seared tuna for an additional charge.

Soup Of The Day

Marinated Steak Tidbits

Marinated steak bits topped with Blue cheese crumbles and scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis.

Shepherd's Pie

Mixture of ground beef, peas, carrots and onions, topped with mashed potatoes, served in a steaming hot casserole dish.

Chimichurri Sliced Steak

Mac Daddy & Cheese

Viip Pasta

Penne ala vodka with grilled chicken melted mozzarella & garlic bread

Chicken Scarpariello

Mrs C's Chicken Cutlet

Served with a choice of pasta

Eggplant Parmigiana

Dreamy Tortellini

TORTELLINI TOSSED WITH SHRIMP, FRESH SPINACH, AND GRAPE TOMATOS IN A CREAMY ALFREDO SAUCE

Jazzy Jambalaya

Cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed rice.

Chicken Fingers With French Fries

Includes one small juice or drink.

Grilled Cheese With French Fries

Grilled cheese paired with crispy french fries. Choice of drink includes sodas, juices, milk, or Shirley Temple.

Mac & Cheese

Macaroni enveloped in creamy cheese sauce. Choose from a variety of nine drinks including chocolate milk, juices, and sodas.

Penne Pasta

Penne pasta with choice of butter or marinara sauce. Includes drink selection: sodas, juices, milk options.

Cheeseburger Sliders With French Fries

Mini cheeseburgers paired with crispy french fries. Meat temperature options available. Choice of drink includes sodas, juices, milk, and Shirley Temple.

Mozzarella Sticks With Fries

Mozzarella sticks paired with crispy fries. Drink options include assorted sodas, juices, milk, and Shirley Temple.

Three Stooges Sliders

Mini burgers served with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle and Thousand Island dressing on mini pretzel rolls.

Lobster Roll Sliders

House made lobster salad on toasted mini martin potato rolls.

V.i.i.p. Sliders

Filet mignon sliders topped with Provolone, fresh arugula and horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls.

Bbq Chicken Sliders

Shredded bbq chicken topped with thin sliced pickle chips on mini martin potato rolls.

Fried Oreos

Tiramisu

Strawberry Cheesecake Gelato

Rainbow Cookie Cake

Cold Brew Coffee Gelato

Gf Chocolate Cake

Gluten Free

Raspberry Sorbet

Waffle Fries

Onion Rings

Mac N' Cheese

Sweet Potato Fries

Tater Tots

Sautéed Veggies

Mashed Potatoes

With a side of gravy.

Rice

Loaded Tater Tots

Coleslaw

Classic Margherita

Chipotle Bbq

Ala Vodka

The Buffalo

Topped with our trademark buffalo chicken and Mozzarella, drizzled with ranch dressing.

Bang Bang Shrimp Tacos

Beef'd Up Tacos

Seasoned ground beef, shredded lettuce, cheddar jack cheese, pico de gallo & cilantro lime vinaigrette.

*ahi Tuna Tacos

TOPPED WITH CABBAGE, RADISHES AND CILANTRO, DRIZZLED WITH WASABI MAYO

Pulled Pork Tacos

TOPPED WITH CHEDDAR CHEESE AND WOUTHWEST SLAW