Kitchen 17

Pepperoni

Mozzarella, Marinara, Seitan Pepperoni

Fully Loaded

Mozzarella, Marinara, Soy Sausage, Spinach, Onion, Black Olive, Spicy Giardiniera

Cheese

Mozzarella, Marinara

Cheeseburger Pizza

Marinara, Cheddar, Burger, Pickle, Onion, Fast Food Sauce

Traditional

Mozzarella, Marinara, Soy Sausage, Seitan Pepperoni. *CANNOT BE MADE FULLY GF*

Plant-eater

Mozzarella, Marinara, Artichoke, Onion, Minced Garlic, Spinach, Green Pepper, Za’atar**Contains sesame**

Mac And Cheese Pizza

Macaroni, Cheddar, Ranch Drizzle

Cauliflower Wings

Breaded, Fried Cauliflower, Served with our house-made Buffalo Sauce and Ranch

Cheesy Garlic Bread With Marinara

Mozzarella, Garlic, and Marinara Dipping Sauce. 10" Circle

Mac & Cheese

Chili Cheese Fries

With house-made cheddar sauce and zesty chili.

Nachos

Chili, Cheddar, Jalapeño Salsa, Fresh Greens, Ranch

Cheese Fries

Crispy Fries with Housemade Cheddar Sauce

Chili

Small Bowl of Chili with Black Bean, Garbanzo, Tomato, TVP, and *All* the Spices.

Spinach Artichoke Dip

Baked and Served with Toasted Pita. Tortilla chips can be substituted to make this appetizer Gluten Free!

Chili Mac

Gf Cookie Dough Brownie

Rich, Fudgy GF Brownie, Topped with Buttercream, Cookie Doughballs, and Chocolate Ganache

Gf Triple Chocolate Brownie

Gluten free chocolate brownie, chocolate buttercream, chocolate ganache

Gf Salted Caramel Brownie

Rich Fudgy GF Brownie, Vanilla Buttercream, Salted Caramel Drizzle, and Chocolate Ganache.

Gf Cozmic Brownie

Gf Candy Bar Brownie Pb Caramel

Deluxe GF Brownie, with all the Dressings of a Snickers Bar. Frosting, Rich Caramel, Peanuts, and Chocolate Drizzle. It's a Crowd Favorite.

Gf Mocha Brownie

A fudgey gluten free chocolate brownie with Coffee buttercream and ganache.

Hibiscus Cloud Cake

Vanilla Cake Injected with Raspberry Hibiscus Syrup, Frosted with an Extra Fluffy Vanilla Buttercream Swirled with Pink Hibiscus Buttercream

Funfetti Cake

Fluffy vanilla funfetti cake with vanilla buttercream and rainbow sprinkles.

Oreo Cake

Chocolate cake, vanilla buttercream, heaping with oreos and chocolate ganache

Philly Cheesesteak

Sliced Seitan, Mozzarella, Green Pepper, Caramelized Onion, Spicy Giardiniera, Ranch

Gyro

Sliced Seitan, Greens, Tomato, Onion, Ranch, Wrapped in a Toasted Pita.

Popoff Chicken Sandwich

Fried Chicken Seitan, Buffalo, Mayo, Pickles

Chicken Sandwich

Fried Chicken Seitan, Fresh Greens, Tomato, Onion, Ranch. Choice of Buffalo or BBQ, Served on Herbed Focaccia

Chicken Parm

Fried Chicken Seitan, Mozzarella, Marinara, Spinach, Served on Slab of Housemade Tomato Focaccia

Peanut Butter Chaos Half Pound Cookie

Ultra Mega Deluxe Sized Cookie, with all the Mix-Ins---Oreos, Sprinkles, Peanuts, Cookie Crumbles, Subject to Change. It is a Chaos Cookie, After All.

Brookie

Half Cookie - Half Brownie - All Delicious!

Oatmeal Cream Pie Gf

Strawberry Watermelon Sugar Cookie

2 Chocolate Chip Cookies Sandwiching Vanilla Buttercream and Dipped in Chocolate.

Big K Burger

Cheddar, Fresh Greens, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, “Fast Food” Sauce, Served on a Sesame Bun

Plain James

Cheddar and Fresh Greens

Mega-bus

1 Beyond Burger, 1 Impossible Burger, Each Topped with Cheddar and Housemade Seitan Bacon. Served with Fresh Greens, Pickles, and Caramelized Onions

Bbq Cheddar Burger

Cheddar, Fresh Greens, Caramelized Onions, BBQ, Mayo, Served on a Pretzel Bun

Pizza Burger

Mozzarella, Marinara, Pepperoni Seitan, Spinach, Served on Housemade Slab of Tomato Focaccia

Gf Strawberry Cheesecake

Gluten Free Graham Cracker Crust, Baked Cheesecake Topped with Strawberry Sauce

Turtle Cheesecake

Double chocolate cheesecake, topped with toasted pecans, caramel, and chocolate ganache

Chicky Philly

House-Made Chicken Seitan, Mozzarella, Caramelized Onions, Green Peppers, Giardiniera, Ranch on a Hoagie

Chicago-style Giardinierajack Toastie With Tomato Soup

Giardiniera Grilled Cheese on a Fried Pączki Bun

Buffalo Jalapeño Cheesy Bread

12” round with Mozzarella, Cheddar, Jalapeño, and Drizzled with Buffalo

Chicky Nachos

House-Made Chicken Seitan, Cheddar, Greens, Jalapeño Salsa, and Ranch

Fireball Pizza

Marinara, Mozzarella, Jalapeño, Olive, Giardiniera, and Buffalo Sauce

Popcorn Tofu

Spartacus Pan Pizza

Mozzarella, Spinach Artichoke Dip, Tomato

Choc Peanut Butter Brownie Cheesecake Mega Pie Gf

Cookies and Cream cheesecake!

Cookie Crust Mega Mud Pie

Chocolate Chip Cookie Crust, Chocolate Silk Filling, Topped with Oreo, Caramel Drizzle, and Chocolate Ganache

The Lunchbreak

- 2 Slices of Pizza- 1 Soda

Fully Loaded Deep Dish Slice

Random Pizza Slice

Traditional Deep Dish Slice

Plant Eater Pan Style Slice

Cauliflower Po' Boy

Fried Buffalo Cauliflower, Grilled Onion, Tomato, Greens, and Mayo

Side Of Fries

Fries with Side of Sauce

Side Of Marinara

Side Of Giardiniera

Side Of Garlic Butter

Side Of Sauce

Side Of Cheddar

Extra Pita

Side Of Sweet Potato Fries

Sweet Potato Fries with Side of Sauce

Side Of Balsamic

Peanut Butter Fudge

Rainbow Fudge

Classic Chocolate Fudge

Walnut Fudge

Puppy Chow

Fever Tree Ginger Beer

Cola - Fountain

Ginger Ale - Fountain

Lemonade - Fountain

Tonic Water - Fountain

Lemon/lime Soda - Fountain

Strawberry Soda - Fountain

Strawberry Lemonade - Fountain

Cranberry Juice - Fountain

Fresh Brewed Iced Tea

Cold Brew Coffee

Same beans, different process

Shirley Temple

Strawberry Watermelon Juice

Blackberry Lemonade

Raspberry Hibiscus Iced Tea

Orange Juice

Diet Cola - Fountain

Pineapple Juice

Fried Chicken Plate

House-made, Fried, Panko Breaded, Seitan. Served with your choice of fries or a side salad and one of our house-made sauces.

House Salad

Small Greens Salad with Tomatoes, Onions, and a Rotating Cast of Vegetables, Dressed with Ranch

Buffalo Or Bbq Chicken Salad

A Jumbo House Salad Plus Spinach and Breaded, Choice of Fried Cauliflower or Fried Chicken Seitan. Dressed with House Ranch and Buffalo

Cold Brew Coffee

Same beans, different process

Hot Cocoa

Cocoa solids blended with hot plant milk. Sweetened to taste.

Hot Tea

Rotating flavors available upon request, but there will always be:Green: Gotta get those antioxidants somewhereBlack: Gotta get that caffeine somewhereWhite: The youngest, dumbest tea leaves we could findEarl Grey: Who is this guy anywayChamomile: Mellow out, man

Hot Coffee

Black coffee- hot, bold, and probably a bit bitter. Bottomless cup in house, ask if you’d like a refill or 5!

Iced Coffee

Like the hot coffee but colder

Chai Tea Latte, Cold

Chai and Milk, with slower molecules

Dirty Chai

Chai and Milk and Coffee

Matcha Latte, Cold

Matcha and cold plant milk

Matcha Latte, Hot

Matcha and steamed plant milk

Chai Tea Latte, Hot

Chai and Milk, with faster molecules

London Fog

Earl Grey with Steamed plant milk

Choco Coffee

Coffee but with chocolate added

The Metro

Sparkling water, cold brew coffee, vanilla

Spicy Chocolate Coffee

Coffee but with spicy chocolate syrup added

Coffee And Cola

Exactly what you think it is

Scratch And Dent Frozen Pizza

These pizzas have imperfections that mean they aren't great candidates for regular sale, our loss is your gain! Pick up a mystery scratch and dent pizza for 50% or more off!

Cheese Deep Dish Frozen Pizza

Pepperoni Deep Dish Frozen Pizza

Traditional Deep Dish Frozen Pizza

Plant Eater Deep Dish Frozen Pizza

Gluten Free Sausage Deep Dish Frozen Pizza

Fully Loaded Deep Dish Frozen Pizza

Gluten Free Cheese Deep Dish Frozen Pizza

Gluten Free Plant Eater Frozen Pizza

Gluten Free Fully Loaded Frozen Pizza

K17 Fast Food Sauce

Buffaloon Buffalo Sauce

Barbecuda Chipotle Bbq Sauce

1.5 Oz. Smoked Paprika

5 Oz. Smoked Olive Oil

3 Oz. Smoked Trail Mix

12 Oz. Maple Butter