Better Than Sex

Double Stuffed

Oreo Bread Pudding. Sweet White Chocolate. Vanilla Bean Love Custard. Cheesecake Ice Cream.

Poundtown

This lusted after dessert will cause immediate arousal, particularly once penetration begins as you slide in for the first time. Experiencing the titillating texture of the inside of this moist, tender vanilla infused Pound Cake will lower all of your inhibitions. Reach in and fondle a bit of this pillowy light and creamy Whipped Cream Cheese Frosting. Fresh strawberries lightly coated in its own sweet juices give way to the natural release of a certain scent you may be familiar with. Hints of summer freshness poke in and out during the first few thrusts, and smoothly find their way through the happy trail of strawberries tickled with a bit of raw sugar. Making sure you’re fully stimulated; we’ve inserted a few Golden White Chocolate Medallions to get the rise out of him you have both been yearning for.

Blueberry Birthday

Buttered up Cinnamon-Sugar toast. Belgian White Chocolate. Spiked Blueberry Compote and Brie Cheesy kind of Mate. Strawberry Champagne Soup.

Between My Red Velvet Sheets Cheesecake

Slide in gently, slowly welcoming the supple embrace this cheesecake is about to give you. An enhanced version of the original, the flavors of a red velvet cake whisper coyly throughout.This girthy cheesecake gets laid intently onto a bed of seductively soft dark chocolate cookie crust, only to be given an unexpected thrust when letting go of your inhibitions. The erect silky chocolate frosting and tease of strawberry will tickle your tongue and prepare you for oral stimulation.

Popcorn Pimp Cheesecake

Rich. Smooth. Airy.... Just how we like our men. Vanilla Bean Cheesecake. Sugar Cookie Dough Crust. Salted Popcorn Chocolate Bark. Caramel Saucy.

Missionary Crisp

Red Delicious 'skin-on' apples. Buttery cake-like layer "On Top". Salted Graham Cracker. Vanilla Bean Balls. Caramel.

Peanut Butter Perversion

Deviantly Corrupt Peanut Butter Silk Pie. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Crust. Salted Peanut Chocolate Bark. Adult Jelly.

Cookie Nookie Pie

Intense Sweetie Pie. Chocolate Chip and Walnut Cookie filling wrapped in a Flakey Pie Crust. Vanilla Bean Ball. Caramel and Semi-Sweet Chocolate.

Perfect Partner

Two Chilly Vanilla Bean Balls Squirted with Callebaut White Chocolate.

Man Flowers

Tall. Dark. Handsome. Proud and erect chocolate stout cake. Tart dark chocolate frosting. Chocolate stout ganache. Irish cream ice cream. Salted caramel.

Caress My Carrot

Embrace your inner snuggle-bunny and nuzzle up to this smooth carrot cake. Dried cranberries, pineapple, and pecans deep within. Fondled with vanilla- bean cream cheese frosting and a dribble of honey.(Made with a Gluten Free Flour, However we are not a gluten free facilityand all items are made on shared equipment)

Ginger Ale

Not too sweet. clean and crisp with a gingery bite.

Jones Cream Soda

Still Water

Btl Ayala Champagne

Btl Biutiful Malbec

Btl La Perlina Moscato

Btl Rosa Regale

Banfi's Rosa Regale is sweet and bubbly with hints of raspberries, strawberries, and roses!

Btl Alexander Valley Zinfandel

Btl J Vineyards Pinot Noir

A bright ruby red. It distinguishes itself with the typical hints of black currants and cherries. This is a wine of great class.

Btl Whitehaven Sauvignon Blanc

Btl Famille Perrin Reserve Blanc White Rhone Blend

Jones Root Beer

Sparkling Water