Better-Than-Sex - A Dessert Restaurant

The Original "Choco-Cab"

Cabernet Sauvignon in a Semi-Sweet Chocolate Rimmed Wine Glass.

Choco-Port

Taylor Fladgate Fine Tawny Port in a Semi-Sweet Chocolate Rimmed Glass

The Yum Yum

Red Blend in a Belgian Dark Chocolate Rimmed Wine Glass.

Caramel "Over Me"

Sweet White Moscato in a caramel dipped wine Glass.

The Klimax

Banff's Rosa Regale Sparkling Sweet Red WIne in a white chocolate rimmed wine glass

The Sex Appeal

Sparkling White Moscato in a Red Sugar and White Chocolate Rimmed Glass.

Kiss Me Katie

Sparkling White Wine Covered in Caramel and Bruleed Sugar. (seasonal)

The "Money" Shot

Chef-Crafted Coffee Licker. Topped with Whipped Cream or Lube.

The "Lucky" Shot

Chef-Crafted Irish Cream Licker. Topped with Whipped Cream or Lube.

Slip Inside

Chef-Crafted Irish Cream Licker, Coffee Licker and Vodka. In a Chocolate swirled Glass.

Lickin' Love

Pinot Noir covered in Belgian Dark Chocolate and Drizzled in White Chocolate.

Berry Naughty

Malbec in a Semi-Sweet Chocolate Rimmed Wine Glass. Topped with Raspberry Sugar.

Double Stuffed

Oreo Bread Pudding. Sweet White Chocolate. Vanilla Bean Love Custard. Cheesecake Ice Cream.

Cookie Nookie Pie

Intense Sweetie Pie. Chocolate Chip and Walnut Cookie filling wrapped in a Flakey Pie Crust. Vanilla Bean Ball. Caramel and Semi-Sweet Chocolate.

Peanut Butter Perversion

Deviantly Corrupt Peanut Butter Silk Pie. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Crust. Salted Peanut Chocolate Bark. Adult Jelly.

Poundtown

This lusted after dessert will cause immediate arousal, particularly once penetration begins as you slide in for the first time. Experiencing the titillating texture of the inside of this moist, tender vanilla infused Pound Cake will lower all of your inhibitions. Reach in and fondle a bit of this pillowy light and creamy Whipped Cream Cheese Frosting. Fresh strawberries lightly coated in its own sweet juices give way to the natural release of a certain scent you may be familiar with. Hints of summer freshness poke in and out during the first few thrusts, and smoothly find their way through the happy trail of strawberries tickled with a bit of raw sugar. Making sure you’re fully stimulated; we’ve inserted a few Golden White Chocolate Medallions to get the rise out of him you have both been yearning for.

Missionary Crisp

Red Delicious 'skin-on' apples. Buttery cake-like layer "On Top". Salted Graham Cracker. Vanilla Bean Balls. Caramel.

Between My Red Velvet Sheets Cheesecake

Slide in gently, slowly welcoming the supple embrace this cheesecake is about to give you. An enhanced version of the original, the flavors of a red velvet cake whisper coyly throughout.This girthy cheesecake gets laid intently onto a bed of seductively soft dark chocolate cookie crust, only to be given an unexpected thrust when letting go of your inhibitions. The erect silky chocolate frosting and tease of strawberry will tickle your tongue and prepare you for oral stimulation.

Blueberry Birthday

Buttered up Cinnamon-Sugar toast. Belgian White Chocolate. Spiked Blueberry Compote and Brie Cheesy kind of Mate. Strawberry Champagne Soup.

Morning After

Danish Brie Cheese. Dark Belgian Chocolate. Wake up with Cinnamon Sugar. Strawberry Champagne Soup.

Pearl Necklace

This is a semi-freddo, similar to a mousse mixed with a light cheesecake filling andserved semi-frozen. This kinky dome lays on top of a crispy Key Lime Tuile Cookie, accompanied by bitesized Orange Blossom Shortbread Cookies topped with Whipped Cream and Strawberry Coulis filled freshraspberries.

Perfect Partner

Two Chilly Vanilla Bean Balls Squirted with Callebaut White Chocolate.

Man Flowers

Tall. Dark. Handsome. Proud and erect chocolate stout cake. Tart dark chocolate frosting. Chocolate stout ganache. Irish cream ice cream. Salted caramel.

Caress My Carrot

Embrace your inner snuggle-bunny and nuzzle up to this smooth carrot cake. Dried cranberries, pineapple, and pecans deep within. Fondled with vanilla- bean cream cheese frosting and a dribble of honey.(Made with a Gluten Free Flour, However we are not a gluten free facilityand all items are made on shared equipment)

Btl La Perlina Moscato

Btl Biutiful Malbec

Btl Rosa Regale

Banfi's rosa regale is sweet and bubbly with hints of raspberries, strawberries, and roses

Btl Daou Cabernet Sauvignon

Smooth aromas of black cherry, vanilla and cola meet with a complex array of dried herbs on the nose. blackberry jam and melon flavors are dusted with cracked peppercorns and more herbs on the palate, upheld by structural tannis.

Ibc Cream Soda

Still Water

Btl Ayala Champagne

Btl Prosecco

Btl Alexander Valley Zinfandel

Btl J Vineyards Pinot Noir

A bright ruby red. it distinguishes itself with the typical hints of black currants and cherries. this is a wine of great class.

Btl Famille Perrin Reserve Blanc White Rhone Blend

Sparkling Water

Q Ginger Ale

Not too sweet. clean and crisp with a gingery bite.

Ibc Root Beer

Romance Candles