La Sorted's
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Brick Oven Pizza
Mamba Pizza (build Your Own Cheese Pizza)
Kobe's favorite, 3 Cheese Blend, House Tomato Sauce, Maldon Salt, and Garlic Oil Crust.
Spicy But Oh So Sweet Boy Pizza
Little Heat Salami, Ezzo Pepperoni, Homemade Tomato Sauce, Fresh Mozzarella, Fresh Garlic, Fresno Peppers, Spicy Spread, and finished with Mike's Hot Honey
The Ina Pizza
Our house-made vodka sauce with some provolone, mozzarella, basil and finished with some fresh shaved pecorino.
Mama's Boy
Housemade Meatballs, Fresh Mozzarella, Ricotta Cream, Parmesan, Basil, Salt, and Sicilian Olive Oil.
Kirk's Signature Supreme Pizza
The Food Court classic has never been better. House Sausage, Ezzo Pepperoni, Bell Peppers, Red Onion, Mushrooms, and Olives.
Good Boy Pizza
House Tomato Sauce, Pepperoni, Fresh Basil, Burrata, Maldon Salt, and Pepper and finished with Mike's Hot Honey.
Mookie Pizza
Roasted Mushrooms, Mushroom Cream, Ricotta Cream, Fresh Mozzarella, Parmesan, Sliced Garlic, Olive oil and Black Pepper.
Daisy Pizza
Our Version of The Classic Margherita. Fresh Mozzarella, House Tomato Sauce, Basil, Finished with Sicilian Olive Oil, Maldon Salt, and Fresh Ground Pepper.
Adriana Pizza
House Tomato Sauce, House Pesto, Sliced Garlic, Mozzarella, and Maldon Salt.
Blanco Pizza
Mozzarella, Ricotta, Parmesan, Olive Oil, Salt & Pepper.
Upside Down Mamba Pizza
Our Cheese pizza upside down. It's a Philly thing. From the bottom to the top: 3 Cheese Blend, House Tomato Sauce, Maldon Salt, Garlic Oil Crust and some Sicilian Oregano.
Artichoke Pesto Pizza
Marinated Artichoke, House-made Pesto, Fresh Garlic, Mozzarella, Fontina, and Ricotta Cream.
Sausage And Peppers Pizza
Pepper & Onion Puree, Parmesan, Fresh Mozzarella, House Sausage, Roasted Green Pepper & Onion, Arrabbiata Drizzle Finished with Calabrian Chili Oil.
Burrata Pizza
Roasted Cherry Tomatoes, House Tomato Sauce, Fresh Basil, Burrata, Maldon Salt, and Pepper.
Marinara
Baked with our House Tomato Sauce, Thin Sliced Garlic and then finished with Sicilian Olive Oil, Oregano and Maldon Salt.
Mamba Bomba (spicy Mamba)
Our Mamba Pizza topped with some fresh Mozz AND Calabrian Spread.
Kale & Sausage Pizza
Our herb cream base, sliced garlic, Tuscan kale, house sausage, shredded and fresh mozzarella, and Calabrian chili.
Focaccia Sandwiches
Mortadella Sandwich
Mortadella with pistachio, Burrata, Pistachio Cream
Father-in-law Sandwich
Our Italian Sando on Focaccia. Mortadella, Coppa, Finocchio, Cotto, Provolone, Red Wine Vinaigrette, Dijonnaise, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Salt, Pepper and Oregano
Turkey Focaccia Sandwich
Oven Roasted Turkey, Provolone, Red Wine Vinaigrette, Dijonnaise, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Salt, Pepper and Oregano
Prosciutto Sandwich
Prosciutto Cotto, Prosciutto di Parma, Lemon Ricotta, Radicchio, Fig Spread
Monty Focaccia Sandwich
Oven Roasted Turkey, Finocchio Salami, Red Wine Vinaigrette, Dijonnaise, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Salt, Pepper and Oregano
Foul Ball Sandwich
Our re-imagined version of a meatball sub, and it's a real, Home Run. We take our meatballs and make a long, patty version that makes every bite perfect! Our house meatballs contain Beef/Pork/Veal). Served with Fresh Mozzarella, Parmesan, and Garlic/Butter Spread.
Caprese Sandwich
Fresh Mozzarella, Modena Balsamic, Tomato, Basil, Sicilian Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Starters
(6 ) Wings
Our wings are fried naked and tossed in the sauce of your choice and served with ranch or bleu cheese
Mozzarella Moons
Lightly breaded and fried crispy served with a side of marinara & ranch
Lonely Guy Fries
Our take on the stadium classic. Fried Garlic, Garlic Oil, Parmesan, Parsley, Salt, Pepper. Served with Ranch and Ketchup always.
Meatballs
3 of our house meatballs (beef/pork/veal) with house tomato sauce, topped with Parmesan cheese and basil. Served with focaccia bread
Poolside Fries
Large portion of crispy shoestring fries tossed in Parmesan, parsley, sea salt & fresh cracked black pepper. Served with ketchup and ranch dressing
Chips
Crispy chips in options of BBQ, sea salt, or voodoo flavors, including an extra spicy voodoo heat variant.
(12 ) Wings
Our wings are fried naked and tossed in the sauce of your choice and served with ranch or bleu cheese
Zuccs
Lightly breaded and fried crispy served with a side of ranch
Slices
Mamba Pepperoni Slice
Slice of our Mamba Pie w/ Pepperoni
Burrata Slice
Slice our Mamba Pie with Burrata and Basil, Sicilian Olive Oil, and Maldon Salt.
Mamba Cheese Slice
Slice of our Mamba Pie (Cheese Pizza)
Adriana Slice
House Tomato Sauce, House Pesto, Mozzarella, Sliced Garlic, and Maldon Salt.
Upside Down Sicilian Square
A Square slice of our Sicilian Square. Cheese on the bottom, Sauce on Top, Oregano, Parm, Garlic Oil.
Upside Down Pepperoni Sicilian Square
A Square slice of our Sicilian Square. Cheese on the bottom, Sauce on Top with Pepperoni, Oregano, Parm, Garlic Oil.
Upside Down Mamba Slice
Our Cheese pizza upside down. ITS BONK. From the bottom to the top: 3 Cheese Blend, House Tomato Sauce, Maldon Salt, Garlic Oil Crust, and some Sicilian Oregano.
Salads
Kale Caesar Salad
Chopped Kale, Tableside Ceasar Dressing, Shaved parmesan, Focaccia Breadcrumbs.
Traveling Kale Salad
Chopped Kale, Roasted Almonds, Parmesan, and Old Venice Dressing.
Chopped Caesar Salad
Our Most Popular Salad! Chopped Romaine Hearts, Tableside Caesar Dressing, Shaved Parmesan, and Focaccia Breadcrumbs.
Lemon Garlic Kale Salad
Chopped Kale, Roasted Almonds, Parmesan, and House Made Lemon Vinaigrette.
Hoagies
Turkey Hoagie
Oven Roasted Turkey, Provolone, Red Wine Vinaigrette, Dijonnaise, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Salt, Pepper and Oregano
Stepfather Hoagie
Our Italian Sando on Focaccia. Mortadella, Coppa, Finocchio, Cotto, Provolone, Red Wine Vinaigrette, Dijonnaise, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Salt, Pepper and Oregano
Monty Hoagie
Oven Roasted Turkey, Finocchio Salami, Red Wine Vinaigrette, Dijonnaise, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Salt, Pepper and Oregano
Long Ball Hoagie
Our re-imagined version of a meatball sub, and it's a real, Home Run. We take our meatballs and make a long, patty version that makes every bite perfect! Our house meatballs contain Beef/Pork/Veal). Served with Fresh Mozzarella, Parmesan, and Garlic/Butter Spread.
Pesto Caprese Hoagie
Fresh Mozzarella, Housemade Pesto, Modena Balsamic, Tomato, Basil, Sicilian Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Dessert
Ooey Gooey Chocolate Chip Cookie
This 10'' cookie is heated up in the pizza oven and put in a pizza box. Its BIG!
Drinks
Coke
12oz Can
Ginger Ale
12oz Can
Coke Zero
12oz Can
Topo Chico
Bottle of sparkling water
Sprite
12oz Can
Dr Pepper
12oz Can
Bottled Water
Bottle of water
Father's Deer Still Spring Water
Diet Coke
12oz Can
Perrier
Sides
Packet Of Mike's Hot Honey
Side Of Calabrian Spread
Side Of Grande Grated Parm
Side Of Ranch
Side Of House Made Pesto
Salads
Traveling Kale Salad
A classic from our pizza truck pop ups. chopped kale, carrots, roasted almonds, parmesan, old venice dressing
Chopped Caesar
Lemon Garlic Kale Salad
Chopped kale, roasted almonds, parmesan, and house made lemon vinaigrette.
Kale Caesar Salad
Chopped kale, tableside ceasar dressing, shaved parmesan, focaccia breadcrumbs.