Schmaltz Appetizing

Kvetch

The most amazing Breakfast Bagel EVER!!! Fried egg with molten cheddar, tomato, cream cheese and schmear of mustard...Add toppings for 35 cents each!.

Chub Chub

Smoked whitefish salad, gravlax, horseradish cream cheese, and dill cucumbers. Add toppings for 25 cents each!.

Maven

Nova lox, plain cream cheese, capers and onions. Add toppings for 35 cents each!.

The Klutz

Roasted turkey, cheddar, scallion cream cheese, sliced pickles.

Chazzer

Smoked pastrami gravlax, salmon caviar, horseradish cream cheese.

The Schmendrick

House made pastrami, yellow mustard, sliced pickles.

The Chutzpah

Lemon dill gravlax, dill pickle, scallion cream cheese, potato latke. .

Alter Kocher

Acadian smoked sturgeon, scallion cream cheese, and capers. Add toppings for 35 cents each!.

Farshtunken

Herring, onion, and butter. Add toppings for 35 cents each!.

Plotz

Whitefish salad, sour cream, and wasabi tobiko. Add toppings for 35cents each!.

Latke Double Down

Gravlax, scallion cream cheese, caper, onion, between 2 latkes.

Zaftig

Egg salad, tuna salad, and gravlax. Add toppings for 35 cents each!.

Schmaltz Tuna Mealt

2 pizza bagels, tuna, cheddar, capers, and onions.

Build Your Own Bagel

If you can dream it we can do it!, create your own schmaltzy masterpiece . $6.99 for bagel and schmear and toppings are extra.

Fish Salad Bagels

Your choice of fish salad on your favorite bagel. Add your selection of toppings for 25 cents each!.

Sliced Nova Lox

140g

6 Bagels

Pick between sesame, poppy pumpernickel and everything

Tuna Salad

250g.

Wolfhead Double Smoked Salmon

140g

Cream Cheese

250g.

Scallion Cream Cheese

250 g.

Sliced Pastrami Lox

140g

House Made Pastrami

1/3 lb

Light Cream Cheese

250 g.

Single Pickle

Full Sour Pickle!

Lemon Dill Gravlax

140g

Horseradish Cream Cheese

250 g.

Pickled Onions

Dill Cucumber Salad

250g.

Egg Salad

250g.

White Fish Salad

250g.

Potato Latke

Full Sour Dill Pickle

Chub Chub

Smoked whitefish salad, gravlax horseradish cream cheese, and dill cucumbers.

Chazzer

Smoked pastrami gravlax, salmon caviar, horseradish cream cheese.

Babka Slice

Treasure Bar

Contains Nuts

Chocolate Brownie

Huge Smartie Cookie

Dr Pepper

Dr Pepper

Pickle

Your choice of full or half-sour pickles. Big and juicy and perfect to accompany bagels.

Mrs Vickie’s Chips

Orange Crush

Orange Crush

Coke

Coca-Cola

Diet Coke

Diet Coke