The Funky Lemon
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Breakfast
The Notorious Ham Sandwich
Prosciutto ham, butter, and creamy brie on a french baguette with pistou spread or fig preserve for a kick.
Avoca-duh!! Toast
Fresh avocado, sliced cherry tomatoes, arugula, microgreens, splash of lemon, and salt & pepper flakes on a whole grain toast.
Hole-in-one
Xochill The Turkey Cobb
Roasted turkey breast, applewood bacon, sliced avocado, sliced tomatoes, red onion, romaine lettuce, and mayo on a rosemary bread. Substitute mayo for pistou spread (basil, extra virgin olive oil, and garlic).
Zen Breakfast Burrito
Bagel And Cream Cheese
Custom Sandwich
Mio Caro Caro
Caprese or burrata cheese, sliced tomatoes, fresh basil, pistou spread (basil, extra virgin olive oil, and garlic), and a tad of balsamic on a french baguette.
Toastie Melt
Gruyere, white cheddar, pepper jack cheese, grilled onions, and butter on a grilled rosemary bread.
Joey's Fav
Fried egg, prosciutto ham, gruyere cheese, butter, sliced cherry tomatoes, arugula, splash of lemon, lemon zest, and olive oil on a toasted brioche.
The Nutty Girl Pb & J
Honey roasted almond butter, fresh mashed berry, and sliced bananas sprinkled with almonds on a whole grain toast. Add honey for extra sweetness.
Bliss Bowls
Doing Me
Acai berries, apple juice, bananas, and blueberries. Topped with granola, strawberry, bananas, coconut shavings, yogi berries, chia seeds, and honey drizzle.
Once In A Blue Moon
Bananas, mangoes, blackberries, almond milk, a tad non-fat vanilla Greek yogurt, and blue majik (blue spirulina). Topped with granola, strawberries, bananas, chia seeds, honey drizzle, and coconut shavings.
Passion Fruit Bliss Bowl
Pinky Promise
Red dragon fruit sorbet mixed with mashed raspberries. Topped with granola, blueberries, bananas, sliced almonds, coconut shavings, and honey drizzle.
Coffee
Horchata Latte
Horchata, steamed milk, double shot espresso, and tad of cinnamon.
Latte
Double shot espresso and steamed milk.
Iced Coffee
Chilled coffee, available in small 12 oz, medium 16 oz, or large 20 oz.
Dirty Chai Latte
Chai spiced tea with a shot of espresso. Choose from iced or hot. Available in small (12 oz), medium (16 oz), or large (20 oz).
Lavander Latte
Lavender-infused latte, available iced or hot, in small (12 oz), medium (16 oz), or large (20 oz).
Americano
Espresso diluted with water, options: iced or hot, sizes: small, medium, large.
Cold Brew
House-made cold brew.
Dirty Matcha Latte
Matcha latte with a shot of espresso, available iced or hot, in small, medium, or large sizes.
House Coffee
Our dark horse roasted coffee and decaf.
Macchiato
Cappuccino
Coffee and frothed steamed milk.
Cortado
Espresso Shot
Espresso: Intense coffee, single or double shot options available.
Flat White
La Vida Mocha
Espresso, whole milk, cacoa powder, cinnamon, and a tad of cayenne.
Cafe Au Lait
Coffee with steamed milk, available in small 12 oz, medium 16 oz, large 20 oz sizes.
Smoothies
Oh Honey!
Orange, pineapple, mango, and almond or coconut milk.
I Kaledd It!
Kale, pineapple, dandelion, bananas, pear, honey, almond or coconut milk, and chia seeds.
Adulting
Coffee, bananas, peanut butter, coconut milk, cocoa powder, frozen cauliflower, and vanilla extract. Topped with coconut whipped cream and cacao nibs.
Berry Monsta
Blueberries, raspberries, strawberries, banana, almond milk, and dates.
Lollicup (16 Oz)
Smoothie for the lil ones. Banana, raspberries, lemonade, and strawberry.
Easy Peasy Lemon Squezy
Bananas, non-fat vanilla Greek yogurt, vanilla extract, lime juice, lemon zest, coconut milk, and pinch of salt topped with coconut whipped cream and gram cookie crumbs.
Juices
S*** Mexi
Orange, strawberry, pear, and splash of lemon.
Mint To Be
Cucumber, pineapple, celery, lime, and a tad of mint.
Oh Kale Yes!
Kale, pineapple, green apples, aloe vera, and lime.
The Morning After
Carrot, apple, ginger, turmeric, and a splash of lemon.
The Funky Mix
Dandelion, pear, celery, cucumber, kale, green apple, lemon, tad of ginger, and coconut water.
My Heart Beets
Beet root, red apple, cilantro, lemon, and ginger.
Fresh Celery Juice (16 Oz)
Celery juice, options for 16 oz or 24 oz servings.
Fresh Orange Juice
Freshly squeezed orange juice. Available in 16 oz or 24 oz.
Signature Lemonade
Strawberry Lemonade
Refreshingly sweet and tangy strawberry lemonade. Available in 16 oz or 24 oz.
Rose Water Lemonade
Rose water infused lemonade, available in 16 oz or 24 oz sizes.
Detoxing Black Lemonade
Activated charcoal, lemon, agave; available in 16 oz or 24 oz.
Sparkling Mint Limeade 16 Oz Only Size
Hibiscus Lemonade
Hibiscus-infused lemonade. Available in 16 oz or 24 oz.
Butterfly Lavander Lemonade
Butterfly lavender lemonade, available in 16 oz or 24 oz.
Teas & Extra Items
Hot Tea
Hot water infused with various flavors including chamomile, English breakfast, jade cloud green, and matcha. Options range from citrus to herbal blends.
Matcha Latte
Matcha latte with options for iced or hot. Available in small (12 oz), medium (16 oz), large (20 oz).
Chai Latte
Chai tea latte available iced or hot, choose from small (12 oz), medium (16 oz), or large (20 oz).
Cup Of Milk
Cup of milk served with choice of whole, almond, coconut, 2%, or oat milk.
Hot Chocolate
Rich hot chocolate, available in medium 12 oz, large 16 oz, or kids 8 oz sizes.
Golden Turmeric Latte
Steamed milk, turmeric, black pepper, nutmeg, cinnamon, ginger, black tea, cloves, lemon zest, and tad of honey.
Iced Tea
Chilled tea with choice of flavors: chamomile, English breakfast, jade cloud green, matcha, yerba mate, Earl Grey, hibiscus blueberry decaf, lemon green, turmeric ginger, yuzu peach green.
Wellness Shots
Heavenly Honey
For inflammation and brain function. Ginger, lemon, honey, cayenne pepper, and turmeric.
Ginger Zen Shot
Awaken your taste buds and settle your stomach with this powerful antioxidant root. Just ginger.
Veggie Sticks Shot