Effin Egg

The Og

Apple smoked bacon, cage-free over medium egg, cheddar cheese and our signature Mexican sauce in a warm brioche bun.

Ceo

Cage free soft scrambled eggs, chives, cheddar cheese, caramelized onions, and our signature chipotle EFFY sauce in a warm brioche bun

Spicy Brisket Sandwich

House-Made Brisket, EFFY SAUCE, Cage Free medium egg, cheddar cheese and drizzle BBQ sauce.

Old Skool

Fresh Baked Biscuit, EFFY SAUCE, Turkey Sausage & Cheddar Cheese!

Chicken Fried Steak And Egg

Chicken Fried Steak patty, over medium egg, cheddar cheese and white gravy on a brioche bun.

Han Solo The Cheeseburger

Double patty Angus beef, cage free over medium egg, caramelized onions, pickles and cheddar cheese on a warm brioche bun.

Effin Boring

Cage free scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese on a warm brioche bun

Effin! Really Turkey

Turkey bacon, cage free over medium egg, sliced cheddar cheese and Mexican Sauce on a warm brioche bun

Effin Grilled Cheese

Toasted sourdough with Effin mix cheese

Cinnamon Chicken Biscuit

This sandwich features our hand breaded chicken breast and our house-made honey cinnamon butter on a fresh baked biscuit. Sweet, savory, and sticky!

Jax's Sausage Egg & Cheese

Turkey Sausage, cage free over medium egg, cheddar cheese, and our signature chipotle EFFY sauce on a warm brioche bun

Bougie Avocado Bagel

Choose your bagel, topped with our signature avocado spread. Add A Egg ANYWAY you EFFIN WANT!

Javiers Burrito

Flour tortilla filled with cage free scrambled eggs, potatoes, thick cut bacon, black beans, cheddar and jack cheese, pico de gallo served with side of salsa verde.

Eff U Burrito

Thick cut bacon, cage free scrambled eggs, shredded cheddar cheese, and avocado creama

Mama's Burrito

Flour tortilla filled with cage free scrambled eggs, potatoes, chorizo, black beans, cheddar and jack cheese, pico de gallo, served with a side of salsa verde.

Willys Brisket Burrito

House Made Brisket, Sautéed Green & Red Peppers, pepper jack cheese, beans, cage free scrambled eggs, & pico

Effin El Jefe Burrito

Sausage, thick cut bacon, cage free scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese, and hash browns

Hippy Dippy Burrito

Vegan chorizo , scrambled eggs, diced potatoes, black beans, cheddar and jack cheese, house made pico topped with our EFF U sauce

The Og Combo

Thick-cut smoked bacon, cage-free over medium egg, cheddar cheese and our signature Mexican sauce in a warm brioche bun.

Ceo Combo

Cage free soft scrambled eggs, chives, cheddar cheese, caramelized onions, and our signature chipotle EFFY sauce on a warm brioche bun

Spicy Brisket Sandwich Combo

House made brisket, Effy sauce, cage free medium egg, cheddar cheese, with a drizzle of our signature BBQ sauce

Old Skool Biscuit Combo

Fresh baked biscuit with EFFY sauce, over medium egg, turkey sausage, & Cheddar Cheese!

Chicken Fried Steak And Egg Combo

Chicken Fried Steak patty, over medium egg, cheddar cheese and white gravy on a brioche bun.

Jax's Sausage Egg & Cheese Combo

Turkey Sausage, cage free over medium egg, cheddar cheese, and our signature chipotle EFFY sauce on a warm brioche bun

Fried Chicken Sandwich Combo

2 hand breaded tenders, pickles, effy sauce on a brioche bun

Effin Boring Sandwich Combo

Scrambled cage free eggs, cheddar cheese on a warm brioche bun.

Bougie Avocado Bagel Combo

Choose your bagel, topped with our signature avocado spread. Add A Egg ANYWAY you EFFIN WANT!

Really Effin Turkey Combo

Turkey bacon, cage free over medium egg, sliced cheddar and our signature Mexican sauce in a warm brioche bun.

Effin Grilled Cheese Combo

Toasted sliced brioche bread with Effin mix cheese

Cinnamon Chicken Biscuit Combo

This sandwich features our hand breaded chicken breast and our house-made honey cinnamon butter on a fresh baked biscuit. Sweet, savory, and sticky!

Effin Tots

Tots, melted cheese, bacon bit topped with avocado creama!

Side Of Potatoes

Effin hash browns with a side of our spicy House Made EFFY Sauce

Side Of Curly Fries

Just curly fries

Brisket Totchos

crispy tater tots topped with liquid queso, sour cream and our house made brisket

Dirty Papas

Curly fries topped with liquid queso, brown gravy, sour cream and green onions

Side Of Bacon

Side of our thick cut BACON!!!

Just A Bagel

Bagel with side of cream cheese

Side Of Eggs

BOWL OF EFFIN EGGS!

Side House Made Mexican Hot Sauce

Effin Hot Sauce for Tacos, Burritos or whatever YOU EFFIN want

Side Eff U Sauce

Our Signature Jalapeño Aioli ....ITS SPICY!!

Whole Fried Jalapeno

Chicken Finger Combo

3 House Breaded Chicken Tenders with Sexy Sauce and curly fries

Side Of Plain Tots

Just tots!

Side Of Sexy Sauce

Sexy Sauce is good on Chicken Tenders, Sandwiches, AND ON EVERYTHING!!

Iced Latte

Iced coffee latte with choice of whole, oat, almond, skim milk, or half and half.

Fresh Orange Juice

Effin Latte

Coffee latte, 12oz. Choice of whole, oat, almond, skim milk, or half and half.

Mexican Coke

Effin Iced Coffee

Effin Iced Coffee: Cold brew coffee with milk options including black, almond, oat, skim, and whole milk.

Whole Milk - Horizon

8 oz.

Chocolate Milk - Horizon

8 oz.

Effin Coffee

Drip coffee, options of 12oz or 20oz.

Diet Coke Can

Bottled Water

Chicken N Waffles

Our Signature Waffle Topped With Our House Breaded Chicken Tenders....SO YUMMY!

Effin Cinnamon Roll

Rich and sweet EFFIN cinnamon roll

Boring Pancakes

3 mini fluffy Silver dollar pancakes

Lil Mamma Waffles

WAFFLES>>> NEED WE SAY MORE!

Rainbow Pancakes

3 mini rainbow pancakes topped with cream cheese frosting and sprinkles!

Effin 30a

Cage free scrambled eggs, thick cut bacon, potatoes, and cheddar cheese with a side of salsa verde

Chronic Brisket Tacos

House made brisket, pico de Gallo topped with house made avocado crema

Papi's Brisket Taco's

House made brisket, cage free scrambled eggs, shredded jack cheese, pico de Gallo and side of house made salsa

Rosa's Tacos

Cage free scrambled eggs, chorizo, potatoes, jack cheese, with side of salsa verde

Basic Burger

Brioche Bun4 oz. beef patty

Texas Brisket Burger

Two 4 oz beef patties, cheddar cheese, onions, house made brisket, bbq sauce, effy sauce on a brioche bun. Served with a whole fried jalapeno

Buacamole Burger

Two 4 oz beef patties, pepperjack cheese, avocado spread, grilled onions, thick cut bacon on a brioche bun. Served with a whole fried jalapeno

Basic Double Burger

Two 4 oz beef patties on a brioche bun

Southwest Burger

Two 4 oz beef patties, grilled green and red bell peppers, pepperjack cheese, effy sauce on a brioche bun. Served with a whole fried jalapeno

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