The Grumpy Mustache

Reuben Egg Rolls

2 egg rolls stuffed with slow roasted hand carved corned beef, Swiss cheese & kraut. Served with 1000 island.

Basket Of Curds

Wisconsin cheese curds fried to perfection. Served with homemade marinara sauce for dipping.

Grumpy Crack Fries

French fries topped with queso, pico, jalapeños and lime sauce.

Monthly Egg Roll- French Dip Egg Rolls

Grilled tenderloin, onions, & Swiss cheese rolled and friend to perfection. Served with homemade Au Jus.

Street Tacos

Topped with pico, cheese and pickled red onion.

Chips & Queso

Homemade queso & chips. Need we say more?

Detroit (313) Fries

Detroit style fries, topped with chili, cheddar cheese, raw onions and mustard.

Balls Of Meat

Beef meatballs smothered in homemade red sauce & topped with Parmesan cheese. Served with a toasty baguette.

Grumpy Nachos

A layer of chips topped with homemade queso, cheddar cheese, pico, lettuce, and sour cream lime sauce. Add: chicken, steak, chorizo, or beef!

The Basic

One-third pound of our award winning, angus & brisket blend cooked medium well. Topped with American cheese, lettuce, tomato, & onion.

Peanut Butter Bacon Burger

1/3 lb beef patty, cooked to order topped with American cheese and bacon. Bun slathered with habanero jam & crunchy peanut butter.

Farmhouse Burger

One-third pound of our award-winning angus & brisket blend topped with Swiss cheese, grilled onions & mushrooms. A fan favorite. Served with homemade Alabama white BBQ sauce.

Da Chicken Parm

A hoagie bun stuffed with provolone cheese, our famous homemade red sauce, & grilled chicken.

Smash Burger Sliders

Two smash burgers served with onions, American cheese and pickles. Served on toasted slider buns.

Black & Blue Burger

One- third pound of our aware winning angus & brisket blend. Cooked medium well. Topped with blackened seasoning, blue cheese crumbles, & two slices of bacon.

Chili Cheese Burger

One-third pound of our award-winning angus & brisket blend cooked medium well. Topped with american cheese & detroit style chili.

Coney Dogs

Another Detroit special. Two snappy hot dogs served with chili, raw onions and mustard.

The Hangover Bowl

The only cure for a hangover. Two eggs cooked to order, layered with home fries, cheese, pico, chorizo, topped with our crazy good lime sauce.

Woodward Hot Chicken Sandwich

Breaded & fried chicken breast topped with hot sauce, duke's mayo, and coleslaw.

Reuben Sandwich

Grilled thick sliced marble rye bread piled high with cornbeef, Swiss cheese, & sauerkraut. Served with homemade thousand island dressing.

The Grumpy Club

Grilled white bread topped with sliced ham, over roasted turkey, bacon, provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato, & mayo.

Blt Sandwich

Bacon, lettuce, tomato, & mayo. Served on grilled white bread.

Southern Fried Bologna

Thick sliced and grilled bologna with lettuce, tomato and mayo. A local favorite.

Chicken Salad Sammy Sandwich

Pulled chicken thighs, dukes mayo, onion, celery & a secret blend of spices. Topped with lettuce & tomato. Served on grilled white bread.

The Slowbird Sandwich

Juicy pulled chicken topped with mushrooms, cheddar cheese, bacon and barbeque sauce.

Turkey Reuben Sandwich

Grilled thick sliced marble rye bread piled high with over roasted turkey, Swiss cheese, & coleslaw. Served with homemade thousand island dressing.

Corned Beef Sandwich

Grilled thick sliced marble rye piled high with corned beef & topped with pickles.

Garden Salad

Chopped lettuce mix, grilled chicken, tomato, cheddar cheese, bacon bits, & hard boiled egg.

Harvest Steak Salad

Chopped salad mix, shaved ribeye, tomatoes, dried cranberries, candied pecans, bacon bits, and blue cheese crumbles.

Cobb Salad

Chopped salad mix, avocado, tomatoes, bacon bits, cheddar cheese, soft boiled eggs and grilled chicken.

Harvest Salad

Chopped salad mix, tomatoes, grilled chicken, dried cranberries, candied pecans, bacon bits and blue cheese.

Kids' Cheezburger

Served with fries.

Kids' Chicken Fingers

Served with fries.

Kids' Hot Diggity Dog

Served with fries.

Kidz Grilled Chz

Served with fries.

Kids' Sketti With Bread

Da Italian Sub

Benjamin's bakery buns stuffed with capicola, provolone cheese, Genoa, pepperoni, lettuce, tomato, onion, pepperoncini's, topped with oregano, oil & vinegar.

Da Philly Cheesesteak

A grilled hoagie bun stuffed with juicy ribeye steak, grilled onions & mushrooms, provolone, & American cheese. Served with Alabama white horseradish mayo.

The K-mart Sub

Benjamin's bakery buns stuffed with salami, bologna, honey ham, American cheese, lettuce, thin sliced tomatoes, onions, pickles, banana peppers and yellow mustard.

Da Chicken Parm

A hoagie bun stuffed with provolone cheese, our famous homemade redsauce, and grilled chicken. Topped with parmesan cheese.

Da Meatball Sub

Benjamin's bun filled with as many balls one can fit. Topped with homemade red sauce and baked with a healthy layer of Parmesan cheese.

The Randy Sub

Benjamin's bun filled with randy's favorite. Cut up polish sausage, sauerkraut, grilled onions and topped with spicy mustard.

Grilled Sausage & Kraut

A hoagie bun stuffed with butterflied polish kielbasa and topped with kraut & mustard.

Detroit Style Coney Dogs

Two snappy hotdogs topped with Detroit style chili, raw onions, & mustard.

Turkey Dinner Bowl

Grilled white bread topped with homemade mashed potatoes, buttered carrots, & oven roasted turkey. Topped with a healthy coat of beef gravy.

Steak Dinner Bowl

Grilled white bread topped with homemade mashed potatoes, buttered carrots, and shaved ribeye steak. Topped with a healthy coat of beef gravy.

Kielbasa Dinner Bowl

Grilled white bread topped with mashed potatoes, kraut, kielbasa, & grilled onions. Served with spicy mustard.

The Hangover Bowl

The ONLY cure for a hangover. Homemade homefries layered with cheddar cheese, chorizo, & pico. Topped with two scrambled eggs, lime sauce, & white toast.

Potato Salad

Side Salad

Mixed greens, choice of ranch, blue cheese, 1000 island, honey mustard, balsamic vinaigrette, or Italian dressing.

French Fries

Plain Ol Bag Of Potato Chips

Grumpy Hash

Coleslaw

Fresh Brewed Peach Sweet Tea

Diet Pepsi

Cheerwine

Pepsi

Dr. Pepper

Sierra Mist

Mountain Dew

Mug Root Beer

Fresh Brewed Iced Tea

Fresh Brewed Coffee

Fresh Brewed Sweet Tea

Pink Lemonade