Village Idiot
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📋 Menu
Appetizers
Garlic Knots
Served with homemade red sauce.
Pizza Fries
Rosemary fries topped with red sauce and mozzarella. Served with ranch dip.
Side Of Ranch
Cheese Bread
Garlic bread topped with provolone cheese. Served with house red sauce.
Garlic Bread
Served with house red sauce
Mozzarella Sticks
Served with house red sauce.
Cheese Bread
Served with homemade red sauce.
Cheese Bread
Garlic bread topped with provolone cheese. Served with house red sauce.
Wing Chips
Crispy chicken wings glazed in a savory sauce, served with house-made potato chips and fresh celery sticks.
Pizza Fries
Rosemary fries topped with red sauce and mozzarella.
Garlic Knots
Hand twisted and smothered in garlic butter and parmesan. Served with house red sauce.
Stuffed Jalapeños
Cheddar cheese filled served with a side of ranch for dipping.
Celery And Dip
Celery sticks served with choice of ranch or bleu cheese dip. Option available without dip sauce.
Bone Dip
For your crust.
Wing Chips
Italian Cheese Dip
"Dirty" cheese fondue made with house red sauce, parmesan, and Italian sausage. Served with house pizzas crust strips.
Pizza Fries
Rosemary fries topped with red sauce and mozzarella. Served with ranch dip.
Italian Cheese Dip
"Dirty" cheese fondue with house red sauce, parmesan, and sausage. With house pizza crust strips.
Rosemary Fries
Served with warm cheese fondue for dipping.
Bone Dip
For your crust.
Garlic Bread
Served with homemade red sauce.
Bleu Cheese Chips
Wing chips topped with bleu cheese crumbles.
Side Of Bleu Cheese
Garlic Knots
Hand twisted and smothered in garlic butter and parmesan. Served with house red sauce.
Rosemary Fries
Served with warm cheese fondue for dipping.
Italian Cheese Dip
"Dirty" cheese fondue with house red sauce, parmesan, and sausage. With house pizza crust strips.
Rosemary Fries
Served with warm cheese fondue for dipping.
Mozzarella Sticks
Served with house red sauce.
Garlic Bread
Served with house red sauce
Celery And Dip
12" Specialty Pizzas.
12" Bud Man Special
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, onion, extra cheese
12" Chicken Mediterranean
Pesto base, grilled chicken, feta, tomato, onion
12" Chicken Hibachi
Teriyaki base, chicken, broccoli, red onion, swirls of sriracha and yum yum sauce
12" Bud Man Special
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, onion, extra cheese
12" Barnyard
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, ham, roasted red pepper, jalapeno, extra cheese
12" Chicken Mediterranean
Pesto base, grilled chicken, feta, tomato, onion
12" Freshman Fifteen
Pepperoni, extra cheese, side of ranch
12" Fat Hawaiian
Ham, pineapple, bacon
12" Godfather
Italian sausage, onion, green pepper
12" Barnyard
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, ham, roasted red pepper, jalapeno, extra cheese
12" Godfather
Italian sausage, onion, green pepper
12" Buffalo Chicken
Buffalo base, grilled chicken with a swirl of hot sauce and either ranch or bleu cheese
12" Great White North
White base, bacon, Italian sausage
12" Buffalo Chicken
Buffalo base, grilled chicken with a swirl of hot sauce and either ranch or bleu cheese
12" Bbq Chicken
BBQ base, grilled chicken, cheddar, onion
12" Fat Hawaiian
Ham, pineapple, bacon
12" Freshman Fifteen
Pepperoni, extra cheese, side of ranch
12" Great White North
White base, bacon, Italian sausage
12" Bbq Chicken
BBQ base, grilled chicken, cheddar, onion
12" Chicken Hibachi
Teriyaki base, chicken, broccoli, red onion, swirl of sriracha and yum yum sauce
16" Specialty Pizzas.
16" Bud Man Special
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, onion, extra cheese
16" Freshman Fifteen
Pepperoni, extra cheese, side of ranch
16" Bbq Chicken
BBQ base, grilled chicken, cheddar cheese, onion
16" Barnyard
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, ham, roasted red pepper, jalapeno, extra cheese
16" Fat Hawaiian
Ham, pineapple, bacon
16" Godfather
Italian sausage, onion, green pepper
16" Fat Hawaiian
Ham, pineapple, bacon
16" Godfather
Italian sausage, onion, green pepper
16" Barnyard
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, ham, roasted red pepper, jalapeno, extra cheese
16" Bud Man Special
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, onion, extra cheese
16" Chicken Mediterranean
Pesto base, grilled chicken, feta, tomato, onion
16" Chicken Mediterranean
Pesto base, grilled chicken, feta, tomato, onion
16" Chicken Hibachi
Teriyaki base, grilled chicken, broccoli, red onion, with a swirl of sriracha and yum-yum sauce
16" Bbq Chicken
BBQ base, grilled chicken, cheddar cheese, onion
16" Buffalo Chicken
Buffalo base, grilled chicken with a swirl of hot sauce and either ranch or bleu cheese
16" Chicken Hibachi
Teriyaki base, grilled chicken, broccoli, red onion, with a swirl of sriracha and yum-yum sauce
16" Freshman Fifteen
Pepperoni, extra cheese, side of ranch
16" Buffalo Chicken
Buffalo base, grilled chicken with a swirl of hot sauce and either ranch or bleu cheese
16" Great White North
White base, bacon, Italian sausage
16" Great White North
White base, bacon, Italian sausage
Salads
Antipasto Salad
Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini, pepperoni, ham, salami, provolone, mozzarella cheese
Spinach Salad
Spinach, bacon, tomato, bleu cheese crumble
Antipasto Salad
Idiot salad with pepperoni, ham, salami, provolone, mozzarella cheese.
Small Greek Salad
Lettuce, tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, feta cheese. Anchovies available upon request.
Family Authentic Greek Salad
Lettuce, tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olives, pepperoncini, feta cheese.
Grilled Chicken Salad
Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini, cheddar, 4oz chicken breast
Catering Idiot Salad
Feeds 10-12
Individual Idiot Salad
Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onions, pepperoncini.
Small Idiot Salad
Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini.
Large Greek Salad
Lettuce, tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, feta cheese. Anchovies available upon request.
Catering Greek Salad
Feeds 10-12
Family Grilled Chicken Salad
Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini, cheddar, 4oz chicken breast.
Large Idiot Salad
Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini.
Large Greek Salad
Lettuce, tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, feta cheese. Anchovies available upon request.
Small Idiot Salad
Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini.
Family Idiot Salad
Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini.
Individual Grilled Chicken Salad
Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini, cheddar, 4oz chicken breast.
Antipasto Salad
Idiot salad with pepperoni, ham, salami, provolone, mozzarella cheese.
Large Idiot Salad
Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini.
Small Greek Salad
Lettuce, tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, feta cheese. Anchovies available upon request.
Chef Salad
Lettuce, tomato, onion, green pepper, pepperonicini, ham, turkey, bacon, provolone.
Individual Authentic Greek Salad
Lettuce, tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, feta cheese.
Bone Dips
For your crust.
Grilled Chicken Salad
Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini, cheddar, 4oz chicken breast
Delivery Drinks
Pepsi Products - 2 Liter Bottles
Select a delicious and refreshing Pepsi soda to complete your meal.
Pepsi Products - 20oz Bottles
Pepsi Products - 20oz Bottles
Select a delicious and refreshing Pepsi 20oz soda to complete your meal.
Aquafina - 20oz Bottle
Pure water for a perfect taste. Add a refreshing water to your meal.
Gatorade - 20oz Bottles
Cool and satisfying taste to quench thirst and energize without caffeine, click to select your Gatorade flavor.
Wings & Fingers
Chicken Finger Basket
Served with wing chips and your choice of dip sauce.
Pound Of Wings
Served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese.
Chicken Fingers Basket
Served with wing chips and your choice of dip sauce. Try tossing them in a wing flavor!
Celery
With ranch or bleu cheese.
Wing Basket
Pound of wings and wing chips served with celery and ranch or bleu cheese.
8 Wings
Served with celery and ranch or bleu cheese.
8 Wings
Served with celery and ranch or bleu cheese.
Wing Basket
Pound of wings and wing chips served with celery and ranch or bleu cheese.
Chicken Fingers
Served with your choice of dip sauce.
Chicken Fingers
Served with your choice of dip sauce.
Wing Basket
Pound of wings, wing chips, and celery with choice of ranch or blue cheese.
Chicken Fingers
Served with your choice of dip sauce.
Chicken Fingers Basket
Served with wing chips and your choice of dip sauce. Try tossing them in a wing flavor!
Sweets
Dough Pillows
Fried Beignet dough tossed in sugar.
Salted Caramel Brownie
Almond Coffee Crumble Cake
Chocolate Chunk Cookie
Rich chocolate chunks baked into a delightful cookie.
Almond Coffee Crumble Cake
Dough Pillows
Fried Beignet dough tossed in sugar.
Cannolis
Two mini cannoli shells filled with chocolate chip cream.
Peanut Butter Toffee Bar
A candy bar featuring a blend of creamy peanut butter and crunchy toffee bits.
Peanut Butter Toffee Bar
Cannolis
Two mini cannoli shells filled with chocolate chip cream.
Chocolate Chunk Cookie
Salted Caramel Brownie
A rich chocolate brownie infused with salted caramel, often topped with additional caramel and a sprinkle of sea salt for a sweet and savory finish.
Create Your Own Pizza
16" Pizza
12" Pizza
Pizza by the Slice
Cheese
Daily Specialty
Create Your Own
Idiot Suggestions
12'' Chicken Hibachi
Teriyaki base, chicken, broccoli, red onion, swirl of sriracha and yum yum sauce.
16" Kamikaze
Ham, pineapple, jalapeño.
12'' Rajun Cajun
Blackened chicken, onion, tomato, jalapeño.
16" Sorensen’s Great White North
White base, bacon, Italian sausage.
12'' The Barnyard
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, ham, roasted red pepper, jalapeño, extra cheese
12'' The Octopus' Garden
Spinach, broccoli, tomato, green pepper, mushroom, onion.
16" Buffalo Chicken
Buffalo sauce base, grilled chicken, swirl of hot sauce and either ranch or bleu cheese.
12'' The Meaty, Beaty, Big & Bouncy
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, ground beef.
12'' Zambini
Pesto base, tomato, onion, sausage, jalapeño.
16" The Godfather
Italian sausage, onion, green pepper.
Grinders and Calzone
Chicken Parmesan
Fried chicken with melted provolone and red sauce.
Cheese Calzone
Hot Italian turnover stuffed with ricotta and mozzarella. Served with a side of red sauce.
Up To 3-topping Calzone
Hot Italian turnover stuffed with ricotta and mozzarella. Served with a side of red sauce.
Meatball Parmesan
Meatballs and sauce served on a sub roll with melted provolone.
Italian Club
Ham, salami, pepperoni, and provolone topped with lettuce, tomato, onions, and house-made Italian dressing.
Ham And Provolone
Ham, provolone, lettuce, tomato, onion, house-made Italian dressing.
1-topping Calzone
Hot Italian turnover stuffed with ricotta and mozzarella. Served with a side of red sauce.
Specialty Items
Calzone
Hot Italian turnover with ricotta and mozzarella with your choice of toppings and homemade red sauce on the side.
Stromboli
Italian roll-up filled with pepperoni, Italian sausage, green peppers, onions, and mozzarella. Served with marinara and your choice of side. Deletions are fine, but no additions.
Veggie Stromboli
Italian roll-up filled with spinach, broccoli, mushrooms, and mozzarella cheese. Served with marinara and your choice of side. Deletions are fine, but no additions.
Something Sweet
Brownie
Dough Pillows
Fried Beignet dough tossed in sugar.
Cannolis
Two mini cannoli shells filled with chocolate chip cream.
Create Your Own Pizza.
12" Create Your Own
10" Gluten Free Create Your Own
We use premade, individually packaged frozen GF crusts. They are prepared and cooked in a kitchen that uses high-gluten flour, and traces may be present. For this reason we do not recommend this option for those with high gluten intolerance.
16" Create Your Own.
16" Create Your Own
12" Create Your Own.
