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Fry
Bayou
bayou butter, aged & fresh mozzarella, parsley
Monopoly Fries
ridiculous amounts of 6 melted cheeses
Crustacean Fries
jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh mutz, fresh garlic, parsley
Shitfaced
Honey stout bbq, mozzarella, cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos
Winger Fries
buffalo sauce, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, blue cheese, coolest ranch, celery
Disco Prince Fries
garlic & herb gravy, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, scallions
Bastardo Fundit
chipotle sauce, refried black bean, roasted corn, string cheese, pickled jalapeño crema, cilantro
House - Byo Fries
plain jane skin-on and delicious. side of garlic aioli
Elote Fries
roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
Bastardo Fundito Fries
chipotle sauce, black beans, roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro
Crustacean
jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh mutz, fresh garlic, parsley
House - Byo
S#itfaced Fries
honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella, sharp cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos
Barbarian
Buttermilk ranch, smoked bacon, mozzarella
Winger
serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo sauce, aged & fresh mozzarella, shaved celery
Disco Prince
garlic & herb gravy, fresh mozzarella, parsley
Magic!
black truffle sauce, fresh mutz, parsley
Barbarian Fries
coolest ranch, smoked bacon, dry aged & fresh mozzarella
12" Pies
Heart Attack 12"
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
Oy Vey 12”
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
Grumpy Gramps 12"
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
Pope Leo 12"
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
Winger 12"
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
Shitfaced Chicken 12"
beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
I Will Smash You 12"
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
Shogun Shadowboxer 12"
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
Supreme Tang 12"
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
Classic Cheese (byo) 12"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
Subs - Hot
Boloney Rex®
pull-out game! 8 hour bone-in short-rib, smoked volcano wiz, caveman sauce
Crabby Killer
jumbo lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, garlic, fresh mutz, parsley
Lobsta Trap
steamed lobsta, garlic aioli, bayou butter, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt
Miss Siam คิดถึงสยาม
rice noodle, pad thai satay chicken, ‘shroom or ribeye, cilantro, peanut, sriracha ranch, smoked mozz, sesame
Lpp
lemon pepper parm: buttermilk fried chicken, lemon pepper sauce, fresh mozzarella, pecorino & parsley
???? Bubbe's Bad Leroy®
8 hr brisket, goat cheese, fried jalapeño, bubee sauce, beet horseradish, havarti, crispy bloom onions ???? Voted Best Cheesesteak In NJ Star Ledger
Oui Oui "wee Wee"
french onion cheesesteak. french onion soup caramelized onions, shaved ribeye, gruyere cheese, parsley
???? Ole'®
mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca string cheese. ???? Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle ???? LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition ???? Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey ???? Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more
The Snuggla®
Creamy tomato soup, chicken cutlet, extra Muenster cheese, smoked bacon, crouton dust
Thundercat
chicken cutlet, 80’s style creamed spinach, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, crispy onion
18" Pies
Oy Vey 18"
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
Grumpy Gramps 18"
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
Supreme Tang 18"
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
Shogun Shadowboxer 18"
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
Classic Cheese (byo) 18"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
I Will Smash You 18"
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
Heart Attack 18"
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
Shitfaced Chicken 18"
beer battered chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
Pope Leo 18"
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
Winger 18"
buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayenne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
Mozzarella Sticks
Chimichurri Mozzarella Sticks (5)
cilantro & garlic chimichurri mozzarella w/ garlic pecorino crust
Truffle Mozzarella Sticks (5)
black & white truffle mozzarella, crispy truffle panko crust
Goombah Original Mozzarella Sticks (5)
creamy mozzarella, jersey italian crust
Flamin’ Hot Mozzarella Sticks (5)
spicy mozzarella & flamin’ hot cheeto crust
Satan’s Hell Sticks (5)
black carolina reaper mutz, charcoal ghost crust
Pepe! Mozzarella Sticks (5)
cacio e pepe mozzarella, black pepper pecorino crust
Smoked Mozzarella Sticks (5)
hickory smoked mozzarella, smoked pecorino crust
Mozzarella Stick Sampler (6)
one of each, 6 sticks total
Wings
Bayou
bayou butter, parsley
Ole (wings)
Chipotle-house-sauce, cilantro.
Pad Thai (wings)
Thai sauce, cilantro, honey peanut.
Winger - House Buffalo
serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo sauce, shaved. celery
Bap Bap (wings)
Korean bbq, sesame seeds.
Saigon (wings)
Honey sriracha, black sesame seeds.
General Khan
mongolian tso's sauce, sesame seed, hot honey, crispy wonton
Wings (30 Pieces)
Wings (5 Pieces)
Shaolin Assasin
shaolin crispy garlic & chili, sesame seed, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
Plain
General Kahn (wings)
Sweet and spicy general Tso's.
Heathen
carolina reaper & ghost chili death match in your mouth
Shitfaced
honey stout bbq, crushed fritos
Ole
chipotle sauce, cilantro
Wings (10 Pieces)
Shitfaced (wings)
Honey stout bbq.
Winger (wings)
Buffalo sauce with cayenne and serrano.
Winger
serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo sauce, shaved. celery
Dirty South
meyer lemon & puglian black pepper throwin' racks
Nashville Hottie (wings)
N'ville sauce, pickles and dill aioli.
Wings (20 Pieces)
Holy Smoke (wings)
Smoked bbq with molasses and honey.
Dirty South - Lemon Pepper
lemon rind & cracked black pepper, pecorino, parsley
Bayou (wings)
Butter, bayou spice, fresh garlic, parsley.
Plain
Shitfaced
honey stout bbq, crushed fritos
Stingerz - Hot Honey
habanero hot honey
Siam Satay
pad thai satay, cilantro, crushed peanut
Buldak
black sesame seed, gojuchang buldak sauce, scallion
Bayou
bayou butter, parsley
Siam Satay
pad thai sauce, crushed peanuts, cilantro
Stinger
habanero hot honey
Salad
Boken Girl
arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, smoked mutz, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing
Pueblito - Vg
romaine, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, spicy mole sauce, pickled jalapeño crema dressing
Hotness
romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing
Greektown - Vg
romaine, grilled halloumi, kalamata olive, grape tomato, cucumber, parsley, creamy greek dressing
Boken Girl
arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, fresh & smoked mozzarella, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
Hotness
romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side.
Side Piece - Garden Salad -byo
Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.
Pueblito
romaine, spicy mole grilled chicken, steak, or mushroom, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, pickled jalapeño crema dressing on the side.
Garden - V
BYO
Uptown Cobb
romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
Tuk-tuk
romaine, green papaya slaw, cilantro, roasted peanut, coolest ranch dressing
Uptown Cobb
romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing
Tuk-tuk - V
romaine, green papaya slaw, cilantro, roasted peanut, coolest ranch dressing
Slices.
Pope Leo - Slice
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
I Will Smash You-slice
Sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, cramelized onion
S#itfaced® Chicken - Slice
beer battered fried chicken, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
Heart Attack - Slice
buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, coolest ranch
Supreme Tang - Slice
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, siracha thai ranch
Winger - Slice
buffalo fried chicken, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery
Oy Vey-slice
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
Classic Cheese - Slice
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
Grumpy Gramps- Slice
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
Shogun Shadowboxer
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
Fresh Mozzarella
3x Cream - Mozzarella
Three times the buttermilk fat of our Sea Salt mozzarella. The best we have ever made.
Sea Salt Mozzarella 16 Oz
Original Sea Salt Mozzarella that put us on the map
Sicilian Chili Mozzarella - 16 Oz
Spicy sicilian chili mozzarella
Burrata - Original 20 Oz
Stuffed Mozzarella
Truffle Mozzarella -16 Oz
Black & White Truffle Mozzarella
Mac Balls
Cacio Pepe Mac Balls (3)
black pepper & pecorino macaroni balls
Stoner Mac Balls (3)
Dilalini, buffalo sauce, smoked bacon, mozzarella, dorito crust
Good-ol' Balls (3)
Macaroni, creamy cheddar cheese, pretzel crust
Apps & Dessert
Cheezy Garlic Bread
w/ a side of marinara or vodka sauce
Chicken Tenders (3) & Fries
hand battered chicken tenders w/ honey mustard dipping sauce
Vampire Garlic Knots 8
8 Knots w/ choice of sauce
Pizza Slices
Pancho Franco Sl
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
Mex-corn Husker - Vg Sl
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
Og Vegan Sl
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
Moonshiner - Vg Sl
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
K-pop Mic Drop - Vg Sl
black sesame seed crust, gojuchang buldak fire, 3 cheese, scallion. chopsticks included for the cheese puuuuuuul!
General Khan Sl
sesame crust, mongolian general sauce, dry aged mozzarella, scallion
Ducktown Sl
ribye, smoked bacon, fresh mozzarella, garlic bread
Hippie Hamburgler Sl
vegan homemade ground beef 'burger helper style, macaroni, NUMU mozzarella, vegan coolest ranch
Casino Carnivore Sl
10 meats ravaged by mozzarella
Bangkok Sl
sesame crust, pad thai satay, jalapeno, roasted peanut, cilantro
White & Non-Red Pizza
Mex-corn Husker
Roasted corn, String cheese, pickled jalapefio crema, cilantro, chilies.
Ay Dios Mac!
Our cheesy mac n' cheese pie, chipotle sauce, cilantro.
Ducktown
Garlic bread spread, ribeye steak, smoked bacon, fresh Mutz, garlic and herbs.
Royal Balls
Roasted brussell sprout, smoked mutz, white truffle
General Khan
Mongolian general Tso's fried chicken, sesame seed, fresh Mutz, scallion.
Winger (touchdown!)
Buttermilk buffalo fried chicken, fresh Mutz, Bleu cheese, ranch.
Magic Mushroom
Black truffle sauce, breadcrumb crust, crimini mushroom, whipped ricotta, fresh mute, parsley
S#!tf@c3d Chicken™
Beer battered chicken breast with homemade honey stout BBQ sauce, Mutz and Cheddar.
French Onion Soup
Gruyere, onion soup, caramelized onions.
Da Count
Garlic bread spread, fresh and smoked Mutz, whipped ricotta, garlic and herbs, shaved pecorino.
Subs - Cold
The Commission
calabrian chili, soppressata, pistachio mortadella, copa, crispy onion, stracciatella burrata, balsamic honey, lemon vinegarette, seeded roll
Miss 'merica
smoked turkey, baby arugula, smoked mozzarella, tomato, garlic aioli, lemon vinegarette
Catering
Mac Ball Box-1/2 Tray
Sub Box-full Box-choose Any 8 Subs
Choose 8 Subs
Sub Box-1/2 Box-choose Any 4 Subs
Mac Ball Box-full Tray
Salad Box-1/2 Tray
Mozz Stick Box (25)
Tenders & Fries-full Tray
Tender & Fries Box-1/2 Tray
25 Tenders & fries w/ choice dipping sauces
Salad Box-full Tray
Mozz Stick Box-(50)
Sub & Burritos
S#!tf@c3d 3000 Sub Or Burrito
Beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, mutz, cheddar, fritos
Shoobie Sub Or Burrito
Fried chicken, buttermilk ranch, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz
Crabby Killer Sub Or Burrito
Jumbo jump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, fresh mute, parsley
Uncle Pennybags Sub Or Burrito
Chicken or eggplant cutlet, whipped ricotta, asparagus pesto, pecorino, fresh mute, honey balsamic
Diving Buffalo Sub Or Burrito
Buffalo chicken, blue cheese, mutz, ranch, celery
Brotherly Love Sub Or Burrito
Shaved ribeye or shaved seitan, sharp white wiz, fried onion, calabrian chili spread, fried long hots
Burro Bastardo Sub Or Burrito
Refried bean, fried chicken, chipotle sauce, cilantro, smashed avocado, smoked queso, pickled jalapeno crema, potato chips
Broken Boy Sub Or Burrito
Chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, arugula spring mix, smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette
Ole Sub Or Burrito
Mezcal marinated 10 spiced steak, grilled chicken or shaved seitan, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro, and Mexican string cheese
Ducktown Melt Sub Or Burrito
Shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mute on garlic bread
Red & Vodka Pizza
Hawaiian Flush
Marinara, grilled pineapple, capicola, smoked Mozzarella, smoked bacon.
Tikka
Sesame seed crust, tikka masala coconut curry, paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
Burrrrr-ata
Pink vodka, shaved pecorino, basil, calabrian chili drizzle, burrata.
Casino Carnivore
Meat lovers unite! 10 meats ravaged by mutz.
Grandma Patti (house Parm Pie)
Fresh mutz, pecorino, marinara, ricotta, basil.
Classic Cheese
Marinara Sauce and Mozzarella Cheese
Jersey Fist - Pump
Ehh yo! Vodka sauce, fennel sausage, green pepper, onion, smoked Mutz.
Moonshiner (house Margherita)
Shaved Pecorino, Fresh Basil
Pinky
Extra smoked pepperoni, pink vodka sauce, smoked Mutz.
Sub-Cold
Smokey
speck (smoked proscutto), baby arugula, artichoke cream, stracciatella burrata
The Commission
calabrian chili, soppressata, pistachio mortadella, copa, crispy onion, stracciatella burrata, balsamic honey, lemon vinegarette, seeded roll
Build Your Own
put whatever the f#ck you want on it!
Farm Table
tomato, salted ricotta, sage pesto, sea salt mozzarella, balsamic honey
Miss 'merica
smoked turkey, baby arugula, smoked mozzarella, tomato, garlic aioli, lemon vinegarette
Sub-Hot
Jerzey Jezebel®
nashville fried hot chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mutz, dill aioli, purple slaw
Burro Bastardo - Vg
avaocado mash, black bean, ole chipotle sauce, pancho jalapeno creama, cilantro, cotija, smoked queso
Brotherly Love - Vg
ribeye, sharp wiz, grilled onion, calabrian chili spread, fried nj long hot pepper
Thundercat - Vg
creamed spinach, salted ricotta, fresh mozzarella, crispy onion, seeded roll
Boloney Rex®
pull-out game! 8 hour bone-in short-rib, smoked volcano wiz, caveman sauce
Bad Leroy® - V
this mf is baaad...8 hr brisket, goat cheese, fried jalapeño, beet horseradish, havarti, crispy onion
Boken-boy®
chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, arugula, fresh & smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette
Crabby Killer
jumbo lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, garlic, fresh mutz, parsley
Diving Buffalo - Vg
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
Ole'® - V
mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca string cheese
Apps
Cheezy Garlic Bread
w/ a side of marinara or vodka sauce
Chicken Tenders (3) & Fries
hand battered chicken tenders w/ honey mustard dipping sauce
Goombah Mutz Stix (5)
creamy mozzarella, jersey italian herb bread crumb crust
Cacio Pepe Mac Balls (3)
black pepper & pecorino macaroni balls
12" Pizza
Ruler - Vg 12"
sesame crust, pink vodka sauce, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella
Ay Dois Mio 12"
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
K-pop Mic Drop _ Vg 12"
black sesame seed crust, gojuchang buldak fire, 3 cheese, scallion. chopsticks included for the cheese puuuuuuul!
Classic Cheese (byo) 12"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
Pancho Franco 12"
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
Moonshiner - Vg 12"
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
Magic Mushroom 12"
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
Og Vegan 12"
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
Taco Taco Taco 12"
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
Casino Carnivore 12"
10 meats ravaged by mozzarella
18" Pizza
Heere Lil Piggy 18"
roasted garlic spread, spicy sausage, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, carmelized fennel, calabrian chili
Moonshiner - Vg 18"
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
Pinky 18"
pink vodka sauce, smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella
Winger - Vg 18"
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
Burrata - Vg 18"
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
Magic Mushroom 18"
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
Shitfaced Chicken 18"
beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
Pepe Le Pizza - Vg 18"
house white pie...cacio pepe style. cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, stracciatella burrata, pecorino, evoo
Ay Dios Mio 18"
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
Ruler - Vg 18"
sesame crust, pink vodka sauce, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella
Bevs
Joe's Tea
Boylan's Bottle
Vegan Heavan Pizza
Yogi
Vegan. Sesame crust, coconut curry tikka masala, crimini mushroom, broccoli rabe, jalapenos, green chutney, cilantro.
O.g. Vegan
Vegan. Breadcrumb crust, marinara, vegan Mutz, garlic and herbs, basil, Tony's extra virgin Sicilian olive oil.
'chilada
Oaxacan enchilada red mole, black bean spread, cilantro, salsa verde, tortilla chip, pumpkin seed
STUNTIN' PIZZA
Taco Taco Taco Pizza™ (whole Pie)
World's most famous pizza...yeah, that's the one u've been talkin' about!!! shhhh, it's still on the secret menu! With over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have. AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER (AT LEAST 1HR BEFORE DESIRED DELIVERY TIME), ANYDAY.
Salacious Salads
Uptown Cobb
Romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, Bleu cheese, cherry tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing.
Pueblito
Romaine, roasted corn, black bean, cherry tomato, String cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, spicy mole sauce, pickled jalapeno crema dressing.
Boken Girl
Arugula spring mix, Sicilian soppressata, smoked Mutz, cherry tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing.
Buff-o-greens
Romaine, Bleu cheese, celery, buffalo chicken, fresh Mutz, lemon vinaigrette dressing
Cold Subs & Burritos
The Commission
The definitive Italian sub. 'nduja, soppressata, spicy capicola, mortadella, fresh smoked mutt, crispy onions, Calabrian chili spread, Sicilian dressing.
Farm Table
Summer asparagus pesto, fresh Mutz, tomato, arugula spring mix, honey balsamic.
Miss 'merica
Roasted turkey, smoked Mutz, arugula spring mix, garlic aioli, tomato, Sicilian dressing.
Vegan Monsters Subs & Burritos
Squash The Beef Parm
Vegan. Eggplant meatball, garlic, and herbs, marinara, vegan Mutz, basil on a seeded roll.
Vegan 'ole
Vegan. Oaxacan marinated seitan, chipotle sauce, vegan string cheese, lettuce, tomato and cilantro.
Parm Subs & Burritos
Geppetto™
House Parm sub, salted ricotta, basil and pecorino.
Steak & Brisket Subs & Burritos
Sin-a-loha
Eight hours carne asada mole brisket, Mexican String cheese, grilled pineapple, avocado smash, tortilla, cilantro.
Sammie Saigon
Thai satay brisket or cauliflower, smoked Mutz, green papaya slaw, cilantro, sesame seed, crushed peanut.
'ole'®
Mezcal marinated 10 spiced steak, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro and Mexican String cheese. Winner: Food network guy fieri cheesesteak battle live with Kelly and Michael nationwide competition star ledger best cheesesteak in new jersey featured on Bitchin' Kitchen, cocking channel and more.
Brotherly Love (house Philly Cheesesteak)
Winner: Star-Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey. Shaved ribeye, sharp white wiz, fried onion, Calabrian chili, fried long hats.
Lil' Mac
Lottsa shaved ribeye steak, da special sauce. sharp white cheese wiz, sour dill pickles, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato on a sesame seed roll.
Boujiee Trailer Park
Honey stout bbq brisket, purple slaw, Havarti. Crispy onion, scallion.
Oui Oui (french Onion Cheesesteak)
Shaved ribeye. french onion soup. melted gruyere.
Bad Leroy
Shaved ribeye or shaved seitan, whipped goat cheese, jalapeno, beet horseradish, havarti
Houdini
Shaved ribeye, black truffle sauce, crimini mushroom, Burrata, crispy onions, parsley.
Ducktown Melt
Shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mutz on garlic bread.
Chicken Subs & Burritos
Burro Bastardo™ (hee-haw-yes-he-is)
Refried bean, fried chicken or cauliflower, chipotle sauce, cilantro, smashed avocado, smoked queso, pickled jalapeno crema, potato chips.
Uncle Pennybags
Chicken cutlet, whipped ricotta, summer asparagus pesto, broccoli rabe, shaved pecorino, fresh Mutz, honey balsamic drizzle.
500 Club
Chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, avocado mash, smoked bacon, Havarti, lettuce, tomato, potato chips.
Shoobie
Fried chicken, buttermilk ranch, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh Mutz.
BYO Damn Pizza!
18" Pie
12" Pie
App :-)
Cheezy Garlic Bread
Veggie. Garlic bread spread with Mozzarella, garlic and herbs.
Chicken Tenders & Fries
Three chicken tenders with fries and honey mustard.
Mozzarella Sticks
Jersey-Italian crust with homemade creamy mozzarella
Fries
Barbarian
Smoked bacon, homemade buttermilk ranch and mutz.
S#!tf@c3d
Veggie. Honey stout BBQ, fresh Mutz, Cheddar, fritos, smoked bacon.
Crabby Chronic
Jumbo crab, butter, fresh mutz, garlic, bayou spice, parsley.
House
Veggie. Hand cut with side of garlic aioli.
Disco Queen
Garlic herb gravy, fresh mozzarella, crispy onion, scallion.
Barbarian
Smoked bacon, homemade buttermilk ranch, mutz.
Da Sauce
Steak, DA sauce, sharp white wiz, dill pickle, onion.
K Pop
Korean brisket, smoked mutz, cilantro, sesame seed, hot honey.
Bastardo Fundito
Veggie. Chorizo, chipotle sauce, refried black bean, roasted corn, String cheese, pickled jalapefio crema, cilantro.
Crabby
Jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh Mutz, fresh garlic, parsley.
Winger
Veggie. Buffalo sauce, Bleu cheese, Mutz, celery.
Bastardo Fundito
Chorizo, chipotle, refried bean, roast corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro.
Pies
Mex-corn Husker
Roast corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro, chilie.
S#itfaced Chicken
Beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, mutz, cheddar.
Mac N It
Ribeye steak, DA sauce, sharp white wiz, sour dill pickles, grilled onion, lettuce, tomato, sesame seed crust.
Winger"
Buttermilk buffalo fried chicken, fresh mutz, blue cheese.
Jolly Giant
Asparagus pesto, pecorino, whipped goat cheese, honey balsamic, lemon zest, poppy seed crust.
Tikka"
Tikka masala, paneer, jalapeños, mint chutney, cilantro.
O.g. Vegan
Crumb crust, marinara, vegan mutz, garlic, herbs, basil.
Magic Mushroom
Truffle sauce, crumb crust, crimini mushroom, whipped ricotta, fresh mutz, parsley.
Pinky
Extra smoked pepperoni, vodka sauce, smoked mutz.
Moonshiner
Vodka sauce or marinara, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved pecorino, tony's own harvested Sicilian olive oil.
Salads
Siam Summers
Romaine, green papaya slaw, grape tomato, cilantro, roasted peanut, pad thai dressing.
Greektown
Romaine, grilled halloumi, kalamata olive, grape tomato, cucumber, parsley, creamy Greek dressing.
Pueblito
Romaine, corn, black bean, tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla, avocado, pepitas, pickled jalapeño crema dressing.
Mutz Sticks
Pesto
Pesto mutz with a pesto and pecorino crust.
Hot Ness
Smoked cheeto mutz with flamin' crust.
Truffle
Truffle mutz with truffle panko crust.
Smoked
Smoked mutz with Italian crumb crust.
Pretzel
Penn-dutch crust with super creamy mutz.
Stick Sampler (5 Total)
One of each.
Bacon
Goat mutz with bacon breadcrumb crust.
Chipotle
Chipotle mutz with a oaxacan spice crust.
Subs
Ole
Mezcal marinated steak, chipotle sauce, fried onion, lettuce, tomato, cilantro and string cheese.
Geppetto
House parm sub. salted ricotta, basil, pecorino.
Squash The Beef Parm
Roasted eggplant meatball, marinara, vegan mutz, fresh basil, vegan pecorino, seeded roll.
Shitfaced 3000
Beer battered bird, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, mutz, cheddar, Fritos.
Sammie Seoul
Korean bbq smoked brisket, smoked mutz, green papaya slaw, cilantro, sesame seeds, mike's hot honey.
Lil' Mac
Shaved ribeye, DA sauce, sharp white wiz, sour dill pickles. Grilled onion, lettuce, tomato on a sesame seed roll.
Jersey Jezebel
Nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked white cheddar, dill aioli, slaw.