Funny Farm Cafe

The Farmburger

Classic Angus beef burger with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles and funny farm sauce, on a toasted brioche roll.

Truffle Shuffle

Our toasted brioche roll is dressed with Funny Farm burger sauce, then topped with our fresh Angus beef patty. Gooey Swiss cheese melted on top, and its then buried in a pile of white truffle grilled mushrooms, and crispy bacon. No burger produce on this one.

Impossible Burger

The best plant based burger patty you have ever had. Eats like a beef burger, but is completely meatless! Served fully dressed on our brioche roll, with American cheese and grilled onions.

The Frenchie

Fried white meat chicken tenders are topped with stacks of shaved Black Forest ham, and melted Swiss cheese. Finished with lettuce, tomato, pickles, and mayo, on a grilled brioche roll.

City Slicker

Our fresh Angus beef 1/3 lb. patty char-grilled and loaded onto Parmesan sourdough bread, with Swiss cheese, lettuce tomato, pickles, red onion, and Funny Farm sauce.

Philly Burger

A third pound Angus beef patty, char broiled and topped with American cheese, shaved philly steak, grilled onions and peppers, and provolone. All on a buttery brioche roll with the classic Funny Farm burger setup!

Cowboy Burger

A third pound Angus beef patty, chopped pulled pork rib meat, stuffed into an onion ring, on a toasted brioche roll, with lettuce, tomato and pickles, with funny farm sauce.

Mega-burger

Two char-broiled 1/4lb Angus patties, with 4 slices of gooey American cheese, Funny Farm Sauce, pickles, and fried Mac'n Cheese, all piled on a buttery, toasted brioche roll.

The Ufo Burger

As seen on MAN v FOOD! This famous burger is 2 quarter pound patties, bacon, lettuce, tomato, pickles, pepper Jack, monkey sauce, jalapeno poppers, and a crispy cheese frico w/ lettuce, tomato, pickle, red onion It’s OUTTA THIS WORLD!

Get Shorty

Our fresh Angus beef Farmburger, fully loaded, then topped with Jack & cheddar cheeses, three ounces of braised beef short rib, crispy onion strings, and our house made ketchup!

Beef Short Rib Poutine

Our signature steak cut fries, tossed with chunks of melty cheese and drowned in classic poutine sauce, then topped with boneless beef short rib, and crispy onion strings!

Classic Poutine

Our signature steak cut fries, tossed with melty white cheddar cheese curds, and drowned in classic poutine sauce!!

Notorious P.i.g.

Big, chunky steak fries, perfectly seasoned and flooded with our famous gravy blend and cheese curds. Then we top the whole thing with pulled pork, house made BBQ rib meat, and crisp bacon. A little drizzle of BBQ sauce and a sprinkling of thinly sliced scallions finishes this BBQ masterpiece!

Bacon Cheeseburger Poutine

Our classic poutine is topped with a chopped bacon cheeseburger, pickles, and Funny Farm Sauce! Now you can have everything you wanted in one dish!

Buffalo Chicken Poutine

Our signature steak cut fries, tossed with chunks of melty cheese and drowned in classic poutine sauce, then topped with boneless buffalo chicken, blue cheese, and crunchy celery.

Philly Steak Poutine

Our signature steak cut fries, tossed with chunks of melty cheese and drowned in classic poutine sauce, then topped with thin sliced Philly beef steak, grilled onions, peppers, and provolone cheese!

Steak Cut French Fries

Big chunky fries, golden brown, seasoned to perfection!

Lil' Peckers

Delicious Golden Brown(DGB) Chicken breast tenders. Served with Ranch dressing for your dipping pleasure!

Stinky Fries

Our signature steak fries, bathed in our house-made garlic sauce and dusted with parmesan cheese.

Fully Loaded Tots

A pile of crispy tater tots, loaded with cheddar and jack cheese, bacon, sour cream and thin cut scallions.

Every Day We Trufflin'

Golden brown delicious steak cut fries, seasoned to perfection then tossed in our black truffle oil, parsley, and shaved parmesan cheese.

The Mother Clucker

It's a grilled cheese stuffed with 2 fried eggs, Black Forest ham, bacon, and American cheese.

El Jeffe

Shredded mojo pork, shaved black forest ham, Swiss cheese, yellow mustard and pickles, on grilled, thick cut brioche.

The Wonderbird

Tender turkey breast, provolone cheese, crispy bacon, tomato slices on grilled sourdough bread.

Megamelt

This gooey monster features our grilled golden brioche toast, stuffed with tons of American cheese, and fried mac n cheese! served with some pure dark maple syrup on the side for dipping!

Philly Cheese Steak Melt

Thinly shaved beef, American and provolone cheeses, grilled onions and peppers and our house seasoning blend, on thick cut brioche.

Angus Beef Patty Melt

One third pound Angus beef patty, seasoned and grilled on the flat top. American cheese, grilled onion and funny farm sauce.

Impossible Patty Melt

Veggie version of the Patty melt, our 1/4lb IMPOSSIBLE plant based patty is seasoned and grilled on the flat top with American cheese, grilled onion and funny farm sauce. Stuffed into our grilled golden brioche toast.

The Firebird

Tender turkey breast, provolone cheese, crispy bacon, fire roasted red peppers, with our sweet onion chipotle sauce and tangy pepper spread, on grilled sourdough bread.

Grilled 6-cheese Melt

Sourdough bread grilled delicious golden brown in our buttery Parmesan Cheddar Jack spread, stuffed with gooey American, Provolone and Swiss cheeses and served with a side of pure maple syrup for your dipping pleasure!

Fried Chicken Blt Reeto

Fried chicken tenders, crispy bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, ranch dressing, cheddar and jack cheese.

Monte Cristo

Sous Vide Turkey Breast, Black forest ham, Bacon and Swiss cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla and deep fried Chimichanga style. Served with Powdered Sugar and grape jelly.

The Early Bird

Bacon, 2 eggs, ham, American, jack and cheddar cheeses, tater tots, and salsa. Buenos Dias!

Pork-a-saurus Rex

Pulled pork, shaved black forest ham, crispy bacon, jack & cheddar cheese, tots, BBQ Sauce! How do you eat a dinosaur? One bite at a time!!

Burger Reeto

Angus beef patties, american cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, red onion, steak fries and Funny Farm sauce, all wrapped up Reeto style!

Flourless Lava Cake

A soft centered Belgian chocolate cake. Oozing with warm ganache, and served with vanilla ice cream!

Burnt Basque Cheesecake

Creamy rich crustless cheesecake. Just perfect as it is or with some strawberry puree.

Omg Cookies!

Our fresh house baked cookies. Flavors change daily; Triple Chocolate Chunk, White Chocolate Macadamia, Recess PB Cup, Snickers, Brooklyn Blackout, Marshal Mathers...

Razzle Dazzle Lemon Drop

Layers of genoise cake, lemon curd, raspberry filling, vanilla butter cream, and white chocolate shavings.

Peanut Butter Blast Off

Rich layers of peanut butter mousse with milk chocolate and dark chocolate, topped with a layer of ganache and chunks of Recess Peanut butter cup.

Wizard Of Oz Cake

Moist, multicolor layers of vanilla cake with Italian buttercream and candy sprinkles.

Flavored Sparkling Water

Bottled Water

Unsweetened Iced Tea