Loco Hills Cafe

Sam's Breakfast Tacos

3 flour or corn tortillas filled with scrambled eggs and bacon on top, hash browns, and American cheese. Served with salsa.

Breakfast Burrito

Scrambled eggs, aged cheddar, and your choice of sausage, bacon, or chorizo all rolled up in a flour tortilla. Served with crisp hash browns and salsa.

Chicken And Waffles

Seasoned, hand-breaded chicken breast and our golden brown waffles.

Migas

Scrambled eggs, tortilla strips, jalapeños, tomatoes, and onions, topped with aged cheddar. Served with black beans, hash browns, tortillas and salsa. Choice of chorizo, bacon, or sausage.

For Dad

Two buttermilk pancakes with two eggs and three strips of bacon or two sausage patties. Consumer advisory: consumption of undercooked meat, poultry, eggs, or seafood may increase the risk of Foodborne illnesses. Alert your server if you have special dietary requirements.

Biscuits And Sausage Gravy

Homemade sausage gravy ladle over flaky biscuits. Served with hash browns.

Two By Four

Two buttermilk pancakes and two eggs with two strips of bacon and two sausage patties. Consumer advisory: consumption of undercooked meat, poultry, eggs, or seafood may increase the risk of Foodborne illnesses. Alert your server if you have special dietary requirements.

Country Breakfast

Two eggs, hash browns, and homemade biscuit with sausage gravy. Consumer advisory: consumption of undercooked meat, poultry, eggs, or seafood may increase the risk of Foodborne illnesses. Alert your server if you have special dietary requirements.

Breakfast Power Bowl

Five grain (red and white quinoa, wheat berry, barley, and wild rice with two eggs with chicken apple sausage. Consumer advisory: consumption of undercooked meat, poultry, eggs, or seafood may increase the risk of Foodborne illnesses. Alert your server if you have special dietary requirements.

For Mom

Two buttermilk pancakes with one egg and two strips of bacon or one sausage patty. Consumer advisory: consumption of undercooked meat, poultry, eggs, or seafood may increase the risk of Foodborne illnesses. Alert your server if you have special dietary requirements.

Huevos Rancheros

Crisp corn tortillas, pulled pork, aged cheddar, two eggs, topped with salsa, feta, and cilantro. Served with black beans and hash browns. Consumer advisory: consumption of undercooked meat, poultry, eggs, or seafood may increase the risk of Foodborne illnesses. Alert your server if you have special dietary requirements.

Iron Man Egg White Omelet

Fresh spinach, wild mushrooms, roasted red peppers, and low-fat mozzarella.

Meat Lover Omelet

Applewood bacon, sausage, smoked ham and melted American cheese.

Denver Omelet

Smoked ham, bell peppers, onions, and cheddar cheese.

Ham And Cheese Omelet

Smoked ham and cheddar cheese.

Mediterranean Omelet

Fresh spinach, feta cheese, kalamata olives, and tomatoes.

Sausage And Cheese Omelet

Spicy ground sausage and cheddar cheese.

Bacon Cheese Omelet

Crisp applewood smoked bacon and cheddar cheese.

Wild Mushroom Omelet

Fresh sliced mushrooms, shiitake, and portobello with Swiss cheese.

Tuscan Omelet

Fresh spinach, wild mushrooms, asparagus, and provolone.

Whole Hog Skillet

For meat lovers!! Applewood smoked bacon, sausage, and Virginia smoked ham.

Hills Skillet

Chicken apple sausage, roasted red pepper, wild mushrooms, and fresh spinach.

Tex-mex Skillet

Chorizo sausage, Jalapenos, green and red bell peppers, and onions.

Hobo Skillet

Sausage and onions.

Southwest Skillet

Smoked brisket, sliced avocado, onions, jalapeños topped with our salsa.

Western Skillet

Smoked ham, bell peppers, and onions.

Garden Veggie Skillet

Broccoli, tomatoes, wild mushrooms, asparagus, and fresh spinach.

B.l.t

Four slices of crispy applewood smoked bacon with lettuce, tomatoes, and mayo, on sourdough toast.

Turkey Bacon Club Sandwich

Triple decker! Roasted turkey breast, crisp applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayo on sourdough toast.

Bbq Smoked Brisket Melt

Shredded smoked brisket, sautéed onion, cheddar, Monterey Jack, Swiss, and tangy BBQ sauce on thick-cut grilled Texas toast.

Reuben

Thin sliced corned beef piled high, sauerkraut, melted Swiss cheese on grilled rye.

Tuna Or Chicken Salad Croissant

Your choice of our albacore tuna salad or rosemary chicken salad on a butter croissant.

Grilled Ham And Cheese

Traditional favorite, with sliced Virginia, smoked ham, and aged cheddar cheese on grilled sourdough.

Fried Chicken Sandwich

Deep fried chicken, Pepper Jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, and chipotle mayo.

Tuna Melt

Homemade albacore tuna salad with grilled tomatoes and aged cheddar cheese on grilled sourdough.

Grilled Cheese

Grilled sourdough stuffed with melted aged cheddar cheese.

Classic American Breakfast

Your choice of applewood smoked bacon, patty sausage, Virginia smoked ham, turkey sausage, or chicken apple sausage (at an extra cost) with two eggs.

Chicken Fried Steak And Eggs

A Texas favorite! Certified black Angus cutlet seasoned and hand-breaded, covered in gravy.

Corned Beef Hash And Eggs

Corned beef hash and two eggs.

Grilled Asparagus And Eggs

Fresh asparagus, hollandaise, and two eggs.

Chicken Fried Chicken And Eggs

Chicken breast seasoned and hand-breaded, covered in gravy.

Cheeseburger

Cheese on a toasted bun.

Royal Burger

Applewood smoked bacon, Pepper Jack cheese, and mayo topped with a sunny-side-up egg.

Bacon Cheddar

Crisp applewood smoked bacon and melted cheddar on a toasted bun.

Patty Melt

Chargrilled burger sandwiched between grilled rye with melted American cheese and sautéed onion.

Avocado Bacon Burger

Applewood smoked bacon, sliced avocado, Pepper Jack cheese, and chipotle mayo.

Mushroom And Swiss Burger

Sautéed shiitake, portobello, and button mushrooms with Swiss cheese on a toasted bun.

Segafredo Coffee

Milk

Iced Tea

Fountain Drinks

Selection of fountain sodas including cola, diet cola, and lemon-lime.

Chocolate Milk

Tazo Hot Tea

Hot Chocolate

Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice

Juice (grapefruit, Apple Or Cranberry)

Buttermilk Pancakes

Chocolate Chip Pancakes

Fresh Strawberry Pancakes

Topped with whipped cream.

Fresh Blueberry Pancakes

Topped with whipped cream.

Banana Pancakes

Multigrain Pancakes

Our own multigrain batter.

Granola Pancakes

Our multi-grain batter is filled with homemade granola.

Hills Signature Blueberry Pancake

Blueberry and cream cheese mixed with blueberries.

Gluten-free Pancakes

Gluten-friendly advisory: because we have multiple sources of gluten in our kitchen, there is a risk that gluten cross-contact may occur during the preparation and cooking of these items.

Very Berry Crepes

Fresh strawberries, blackberries, blueberries, and raspberries are stuffed into our crepes, and topped with more berries, powdered sugar, and our raspberry vanilla glaze.

Hills Crepes

Chicken, spinach, mushroom, tomato cream cheese, and mozzarella cheese with hollandaise sauce.

Fresh Strawberry Crepes

Topped with whipped cream.

Crepes

Three plain crepes dusted with powdered sugar.

Banana Nutella Crepes

Stuffed and topped with bananas and Nutella.

Strawberry Banana Nutella Crepes

Stuffed and topped with strawberry, bananas, and Nutella.

Strawberry Almond Salad

Fresh romaine, roasted chicken breast, strawberries, toasted almonds, avocado, and feta cheese tossed in a pineapple-mango vinaigrette.

Southwest Salad

Crisp romaine, roasted chicken breast, avocado, black beans, roasted corn, tossed in cilantro lime dressing and garnished with tortilla strips.

Mediterranean Salad

Fresh mixed greens, cucumber, tomatoes, kalamata olives, red onion, roasted red pepper, and feta cheese tossed in our balsamic vinaigrette. Add roasted chicken breast for an extra cost.

Fried Chicken Salad

Fresh mixed green, deep-fried chicken, walnuts and cranberries, and tomato with feta cheese in our raspberry walnut vinaigrette.

Hills Composed Salad

Honey smoked salmon, kalamata olives, cucumber, tomato, feta cheese, roast red pepper with mixed greens.

Chicken Apple Walnut Salad

Fresh mixed greens, roasted chicken breast, Granny Smith apples, red grapes, walnuts, and feta cheese tossed in fat-free raspberry vinaigrette.

Chopped Salad

Fresh chopped romaine, roasted chicken breast, avocado, applewood smoked bacon, blue cheese, tomato, and scallions tossed in our balsamic vinaigrette.

Chicken Pomodoro

Roasted chicken breast, fresh spinach, roasted red peppers, and provolone cheese with pesto mayo.

Cuban

Pulled pork, smoked Virginia ham, Swiss cheese, and chipotle mayo.

Club Panini

Roasted turkey breast, crisp applewood smoked bacon, tomato, aged cheddar, and Monterey Jack cheese with mayo.

Tuscan Panini

Wild mushrooms, spinach, roasted red pepper, mozzarella, and pesto mayo.

Applewood Smoked Bacon

Mixed Berries

Hash Browns

Corned Beef Hash

One Egg

Sausage Patties

Cheese Grits

Chicken Apple Sausage

Turkey Sausage Patties

French Fries

Mashed Potatoes

Side Salad

One Pancake

Toast

Biscuits

Side Pancakes

Fresh Fruit Cup

Soup Of The Day

Honey Smoked Salmon Benedict

Two poached eggs with honey smoked salmon, tomato, caper, and baby spinach on a toasted English muffin with hollandaise sauce. Served with hash browns, grits, or fresh fruit.

Eggs Benedict

Two poached eggs with Canadian bacon on a toasted English muffin, topped with hollandaise sauce, served with hash browns, grits, or fresh fruit.

Fried Chicken Benedict

Two poached eggs, deep-fried chicken, and tomato on a biscuit with our sausage gravy. Served without hollandaise sauce, served with hash browns, grits, or fresh fruit.

Bat Benedict

Two poached eggs with bacon, avocado, and tomatoes on a toasted English muffin topped with hollandaise sauce served with hash browns, grits, or fresh fruit.

Veggie Benedict

Two poached eggs with fresh spinach griddled tomato, and asparagus on a biscuit with our hollandaise sauce. Served with hash browns, grits, or fresh fruit.

Hills Benedict

Two poached eggs with fresh spinach, and tomato, avocado on a toasted English muffin topped with our hollandaise sauce. Served with hash browns, grits, or fresh fruit.

Chicken Fried Chicken

Hand-breaded in-house, covered in cream gravy. Served with a choice of two sides: soup, salad, mashed potato, French fries, hash browns, corn, or fried okra.

Chicken Quesadilla

Flour tortilla, Served with fresh guacamole.

Chicken Tenderloins

Southern-style chicken tenderloins served with a choice of two sides: soup, salad, mashed potatoes, French fries, hash browns, corn, or fried okra. Try it with BBQ sauce or our homemade ranch dressing.

Chicken Fried Steak

Hand-breaded in-house, covered in cream gravy. Served with a choice of two sides: soup, salad, mashed potato, French fries, hash browns, corn, or fried okra.

Silver Dollar Pancakes

For Kid

One pancake, one over hard egg, and two strips of bacon.

Kids' Bacon And Eggs

One over hard egg, hash browns, two strips of bacon, and one piece of toast.

Kids' Fresh Squeezed Oj

Kids' Drink

Kids' soda options: cola, diet cola, or lemon-lime.

Kids' Chicken Tenderloins

Served with a choice of fries or fresh fruit.

Grilled Cheese

Grilled sourdough stuffed with melted aged cheddar cheese.

Mocha

Espresso and chocolate blend, served hot or iced.

Latte

Espresso blended with steamed milk, choice of hot or iced.

Cafe Americano

Espresso diluted with water, served hot or iced.

Double Espresso

Caramel Latte

Espresso-based, with steamed milk, and rich caramel. Available hot or iced.

Chai Tea Latte

Chai Tea Latte: Spiced black tea with steamed milk. Available hot or iced.

Vanilla Latte

Espresso blended with vanilla, choice of hot or iced.

Cappuccino

Strawberry Waffle

Fresh strawberries, whipped cream and powdered sugar.

Belgian Waffle

Cooked to golden brown, topped with powdered sugar.

Banana Waffle

Fresh bananas topped with powdered sugar.

Very Berry Waffle

Fresh blueberries, strawberries, blackberries, and raspberries topped with powdered sugar and our raspberry vanilla glaze.

Blueberry Waffle

Fresh blueberries, topped with powdered sugar.

Cinnamon Roll French Toast

Four slices of cinnamon roll dipped in our French toast batter.

Classic French Toast

Dipped and grilled to a golden brown, dusted with powdered sugar.

Strawberry French Toast

Our French toast is topped with fresh strawberries, whipped cream, and powdered sugar.

Hills French Toast

Our French toast is topped with caramel nuts and bananas whipped cream and powdered sugar.

Very Berry French Toast

Our French toast is topped with fresh strawberries, blackberries, blueberries, and raspberries, powdered sugar, and our raspberry vanilla glaze.

Banana Nutella French Toast

Our French toast is topped with creamy hazelnut chocolate Nutella, sliced bananas, and powdered sugar.

Avocado Toast

Fresh avocado, extra virgin olive oil, lemon, sea salt, and cilantro atop Dave's killer good seed toast. Served with egg whites and fresh fruit.

Very Berry Yogurt Parfait

Fresh blackberries, raspberries, strawberries, blueberries, homemade granola, honey, and plain Greek yogurt.

Granola Oatmeal

Organic steel-cut oats with homemade granola organic.

Power Oatmeal

Organic steel-cut oats, toasted almonds, and red quinoa. Add bananas for an extra cost.

Steel Cut Oats

Strawberry Banana Smoothie

Strawberry Smoothie

Banana Smoothie

Mix Berry Smoothie

Mango Smoothie