Tony Boloney's

Belmont Caesar

22 spices chicken, romaine, mozz, tomato & red onion, caesar

Po'doc Carver

fried chicken, romaine, tomato, smoked mozz, mex-ranch

Chicken Caesar

grilled chicken, romaine, parm, red onion, croutons & avocado, caesar

Surfing Wedge

iceburg wedges, chopped egg, bacon, cuc, red onions, blue-cheese

Smoki Greens

smoked mozz, prov, capicola, ham, tomato & romaine, ranch

???? Ole'®

mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca string cheese. ???? Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle???? LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition???? Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey???? Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more

Ducktown Melt

shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread

Build Your Own Sub

put whatever the f#ck you want on it!

Lpp

lemon pepper parm: buttermilk fried chicken, lemon pepper sauce, fresh mozzarella, pecorino & parsley

Lobsta Trap

steamed lobsta, garlic aioli, bayou butter, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt

Oui Oui "wee Wee"

french onion cheesesteak. french onion soup caramelized onions, shaved ribeye, gruyere cheese, parsley

Shoobie

fried chicken, the coolest ranch dressing, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz, potato chips

Brotherly Love

ribeye, sharp wiz, grilled onion, calabrian chili spread, fried nj long hot pepper

Diving Buffalo

serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery

Crabby Killer

jumbo lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, garlic, fresh mutz, parsley

Thundercat

chicken cutlet, 80’s style creamed spinach, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, crispy onion

Boloney Rex®

pull-out game! 8 hour bone-in short-rib, smoked volcano wiz, caveman sauce

Punjabo

tikka masala fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mozzarella, green chutney, cilantro, seeded roll

Jerzey Jezebel®

nashville fried hot chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mutz, dill aioli, purple slaw

Miss Siam คิดถึงสยาม

rice noodle, pad thai satay chicken, ‘shroom or ribeye, cilantro, peanut, sriracha ranch, smoked mozz, sesame

???? Bubbe's Bad Leroy®

8 hr brisket, goat cheese, fried jalapeño, bubee sauce, beet horseradish, havarti, crispy bloom onions???? Voted Best Cheesesteak In NJ Star Ledger

Geppetto

house parm sub. salted ricotta, fresh basil, shaved pecorino, seeded roll, extra virgin olive oil

The Snuggla®

Creamy tomato soup, chicken cutlet, extra Muenster cheese, smoked bacon, crouton dust

Flying Guillotine 武堂

sesame roll, shaolin garlic & chili sesame oil fried chicken or cauliflower, szechuan ranch, nori, smoked mozzarella, scallion

Da Ruler

burrata straciatella, short-rib meatballs, vodka sauce, smoked fresh mozzerall, basil, pecorino, toasted seeded roll. Can be made vegan!

Boken-boy®

chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, arugula, fresh & smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette

Shitfaced 3000®

beer battered bird, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, aged mutz, sharp cheddar, fritos

Squash Tha Beef

marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, house smoked vegan mozzarella, basil, evoo

Classic Cheese (byo) 12"

classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra

Half & Half 12"

Swine Fighter 12"

I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch

Ay Dios Mio 12"

chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.

Pope Leo 12"

pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch

Magic Mushroom 12"

truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley

Mex-corn Husker 12"

roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija

Shogun Shadowboxer 12"

black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion

Shitfaced Chicken 12"

beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar

Gindolune 12"

shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust

I Will Smash You 12"

sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion

Winger 12"

serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery

Tikka 12"

sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro

Heart Attack 12"

Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch

Grumpy Gramps 12"

sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basilchoose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball

Supreme Tang 12"

Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch

Taco Taco Taco 12"

now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have

Pancho Franco 12"

grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips

Lobsta Roll 12"

steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust

Moonshiner 12"

marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.

Burrrrrata 12"

a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil

Classic Cheese (byo) 18"

classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra

Gindolune 18"

shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust

Moonshiner 18"

marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.

Grumpy Gramps 18"

sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basilchoose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball

Pope Leo 18"

pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch

Heart Attack 18"

Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch

Shitfaced Chicken 18"

beer battered chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar

Winger 18"

buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayenne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery

Lobsta Roll 18"

steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust

I Will Smash You 18"

sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion

Tikka 18"

sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro

Supreme Tang 18"

Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch

Magic Mushroom 18"

truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley

Mex-corn Husker 18"

roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija

Shogun Shadowboxer 18"

black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion

Swine Fighter 18"

I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch

Pancho Franco 18"

grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips

Half & Half 18"

Burrrrrata 18"

a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil

Ay Dios Mio 18"

chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.

Winger - House Buffalo

serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo sauce, shaved. celery

Dirty South - Lemon Pepper

lemon rind & cracked black pepper, pecorino, parsley

Stingerz - Hot Honey

habanero hot honey

Ole

chipotle sauce, cilantro

Plain

Bayou

bayou butter, parsley

Siam Satay

pad thai sauce, crushed peanuts, cilantro

Shaolin Assasin

shaolin crispy garlic & chili, sesame seed, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion

Shitfaced

honey stout bbq, crushed fritos

House - Byo Fries

plain jane skin-on and delicious. side of garlic aioli

Elote Fries

roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija

S#itfaced Fries

honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella, sharp cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos

Barbarian Fries

coolest ranch, smoked bacon, dry aged & fresh mozzarella

Winger Fries

buffalo sauce, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, blue cheese, coolest ranch, celery

Bastardo Fundito Fries

chipotle sauce, black beans, roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro

Monopoly Fries

ridiculous amounts of 6 melted cheeses

Crustacean Fries

jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh mutz, fresh garlic, parsley

Uptown Cobb

romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.

Boken Girl

arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, fresh & smoked mozzarella, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.

Hotness

romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side.

Tuk-tuk

romaine, green papaya slaw, cilantro, roasted peanut, coolest ranch dressing

Pueblito

romaine, spicy mole grilled chicken, steak, or mushroom, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, pickled jalapeño crema dressing on the side.

Side Piece - Garden Salad -byo

Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.

Mex-corn Husker- Slice

roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija

Swine Fighter-slice

vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, than topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked 'roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade 'roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that... well we invented it so now ya did!

Classic Cheese - Slice

classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra

I Will Smash You-slice

Sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, cramelized onion

Vegan Pinky - Slice

spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella

Oy Vey-slice

8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti

Cacio Pepe Mac Balls (3)

black pepper & pecorino macaroni balls

Stoner Mac Balls (3)

Dilalini, buffalo sauce, smoked bacon, mozzarella, dorito crust

Good-ol' Balls (3)

Macaroni, creamy cheddar cheese, pretzel crust

Cheezy Garlic Bread

w/ a side of marinara or vodka sauce

Chicken Tenders (3) & Fries

hand battered chicken tenders w/ honey mustard dipping sauce

Vampire Garlic Knots 8

8 Knots w/ choice of sauce

Goombah Original Mozzarella Sticks (5)

creamy mozzarella, jersey italian crust

Flamin’ Hot Mozzarella Sticks (5)

spicy mozzarella & flamin’ hot cheeto crust

Truffle Mozzarella Sticks (5)

black & white truffle mozzarella, crispy truffle panko crust

Smoked Mozzarella Sticks (5)

hickory smoked mozzarella, smoked pecorino crust

Chimichurri Mozzarella Sticks (5)

cilantro & garlic chimichurri mozzarella w/ garlic pecorino crust

Satan’s Hell Sticks (5)

black carolina reaper mutz, charcoal ghost crust

Mozzarella Stick Sampler (6)

one of each, 6 sticks total

Pepe! Mozzarella Sticks (5)

cacio e pepe mozzarella, black pepper pecorino crust

Boylans

Joe Tea

Water

Tender & Fries Box-1/2 Tray

25 Tenders & fries w/ choice dipping sauces

Salad Box-1/2 Tray

Sub Box-1/2 Box-choose Any 4 Subs

Sub Box-full Box-choose Any 8 Subs

Choose 8 Subs

Tenders & Fries-full Tray

Salad Box-full Tray

Mac Ball Box-1/2 Tray

Mac Ball Box-full Tray

Mozz Stick Box (25)

Mozz Stick Box-(50)

The Commission

calabrian chili, soppressata, pistachio mortadella, copa, crispy onion, stracciatella burrata, balsamic honey, lemon vinegarette, seeded roll

Tb Black T-shirt

Tb Trashy Tank

Sicilian Chili Mozzarella - 16 Oz

Spicy sicilian chili mozzarella

Sea Salt Mozzarella 16 Oz

Original Sea Salt Mozzarella that put us on the map

Truffle Mozzarella -16 Oz

Black & White Truffle Mozzarella

Burrata - Original 20 Oz

Stuffed Mozzarella